Cook a package of pasta. Think you can handle that? Drain and set aside. In a medium bowl combine mayo and BBQ sauce until you get your desired proportions. Dice up a red or green bell pepper, a rib of celery, red onion, tomato (seeded and cleaned), and some cucumber. Mix with the sauce and then add your pasta. The fresh veggies make this more palatable as a legitimate side dish and it was actually quite tasty. So next time you feel trashy, but not THAT trashy, whip this shit up and you will not be disappointed. Just don't resort to using store bought BBQ sauce, sicko. Eat it.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Trailer Park Pasta Salad II
The other day my woman was begging me to make my Sweet Ass BBQ Sauce as a condiment for some of those killer Costco salmon burgers and I was happy to oblige. This time I omitted the cayenne and added four diced chipotle peppers I had left over in my fridge with fantastic results. But I have a fucking mason jar full of this shit now so I was searching my massive brain for alternative uses. I decided to make my Trailer Park Pasta Salad but this time I classed it up a little. Movin' on up. Let's begin:
Cook a package of pasta. Think you can handle that? Drain and set aside. In a medium bowl combine mayo and BBQ sauce until you get your desired proportions. Dice up a red or green bell pepper, a rib of celery, red onion, tomato (seeded and cleaned), and some cucumber. Mix with the sauce and then add your pasta. The fresh veggies make this more palatable as a legitimate side dish and it was actually quite tasty. So next time you feel trashy, but not THAT trashy, whip this shit up and you will not be disappointed. Just don't resort to using store bought BBQ sauce, sicko. Eat it.
Cook a package of pasta. Think you can handle that? Drain and set aside. In a medium bowl combine mayo and BBQ sauce until you get your desired proportions. Dice up a red or green bell pepper, a rib of celery, red onion, tomato (seeded and cleaned), and some cucumber. Mix with the sauce and then add your pasta. The fresh veggies make this more palatable as a legitimate side dish and it was actually quite tasty. So next time you feel trashy, but not THAT trashy, whip this shit up and you will not be disappointed. Just don't resort to using store bought BBQ sauce, sicko. Eat it.
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Except it would not be sitting on granite like in the pic!
My granite slab is one piece and 13 feet long! Unfortunately I am selling my house so in a month or two I will not have it anymore. I love being able to put super hot shit on it. It cools pans ridiculously fast.
are you practicing for when you get to move to your new double wide trailer?
I wish I could afford a double wide!
Dude! Who knew they had trailer trash in the P.N.W.? I'd be throwing some blue cheese up in that salad though--I think it would rock with the BBQ sauce (wing-like, you know)?
Dude...you would not believe the trailer trashies up in this part of the country.
Blue cheese crumbles would be really good!
Those burger buns look like they have someone's ass prints on them.
Kinda looks like a side of undigested vomit. Put some parsley on that shit!
Fallen on hard times?
not really...just a change of pace. My house is from 1912 and I am fucking tired of working on it all the time. Moving into a nice new place where everything is new and there are no spiders the size of my fist.
wouldn't undigested vomit be food?
Not necessarily. I stick a lot of stuff in my mouth that's not food. Everyone knows that.
I heard this bar story from the manager at Stanfords and she said this group of chicks came in and one was talking about just blowing this dude in an Applebee's bathroom but she was pissed because her husband was trying to pick her up and take her home. Then she proceeded to barf all over the bar and it consisted of cosmos and seminal fluid
That's horrible wasting a perfectly good cosmo like that.
^That? Is the fucking funniest exchange I have read in a while. You two should go on the road together.
cosmos are for pussies. I drink straight bourbon.
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