The best breakfast is the one your lover cooks for you. I was fortunate enough to enjoy this immense pleasure this morning. Scratch potatoes, eggs with roasted broccoli and cheese, and buttered toast. Too bad your cat is incapable of cooking for you. Eat it.
9 comments:
Dude, what does your cat have against breakfast pork? Is that pussy a vegetarian?
Despite my pleading, my woman said that if I wanted bacon I "could fucking cook it myself."
Hey remember I told you I had lamb given to me by a farmer? It wasn't lamb, I just checked my freezer I forgot it's veal. I have a shitload of organic veal rib chops, loin chops, and short ribs. Now how should I cook this shit.
Are you fucking serious?
This time I don't care so much.
Reference this link I found though google. Looks pretty fucking good.
http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/catalan-style-braised-veal-ribs-with-green-olives
damn, asshole! you're right about the cat. mine hunts me mice for breakfast all the time, but he draws the line at cooking.
You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*ck do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK. I can cook bitch!
you can cook up disgusting hairballs!
Broccoli for breakfast? You know that shit makes you fart.....all day.
not everyone dude...not everyone
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