I was reminded of the incredible BLT today and the second my synapses fired I needed one. All I had for lettuce was fresh spinach (I know it's not really lettuce, asshole) but that was a good thing. I took a sweet-ass picture, as seen above, but really I could not describe the BLT better than I did on this post. Be sure to pay attention during the assembly instructional. I would like to note, however, that I purchase the olive oil mayonnaise. I think it tastes way better and even though it is probably psychosomatic I still buy it. It is the same price anyway so what real difference does it make? "The irreparable damage to your dignity." Shut up! That question was rhetorical, you fucking jackass. You try it and tell me what you think. I mean, it is not your precious Miracle Whip but it gets the job done. Eat it.
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Miracle Whip is nasty. Hellman's is the only way to go. Was skeptical about the EVOO Mayo but I will purchase on your recommendation.
Blue plate.
Olive oil version or not, generic mayo is nasty. It is a top ten must buy name brand product.
bunny, wait til Publix has a buy one get one free deal on Hellman's. That way you get one OO and the other regular just in case CA is wrong!
That sandwich looks great but I'm sure it would have tasted better if you cut it on a diagonal like a grown-up!
Blue Plate is the best!!!
Little kids eat diagonal sandwiches, duh! Do you want me to take the crust off yours too, Doll?
What the fuck is blue plate?
That sandwich is not for a little kid that is YOUR sandwich!! Don't EVEN try to say it isn't!!
Blue Plate is mayonnaise you can only get in the south! I pick it up when I am in New Orleans.
No, what I was trying to say is that only children eat diagonal cut sandwiches. The straight cut is for adults, as seen above.
LOL sorry but I have to disagree...
You and your liberal NPR propaganda! I bet Fox News thinks otherwise. And they are Fair & Balanced.
I enjoy healthy Vegenaise (commonly mistaken for Vaginaise), a vegan based sandwich spread. I like it so much I put it on my ice cream and morning cereal.
That sounds like the soynnaise I used to get at Trader Joe's before I pulled my head out of my ass.
You are a fucking idiot and a disgrace to the art of cooking if you don't either a) make your own mayo or b) buy the stuff from Trader Joe's that's almost as good as homemade.
But I suppose it doesn't matter, since you probably use up 3/4 of every jar slathering it all over your nipples.
Trader Joe's is a fucking joke. I never shop there for anything.
However, I hate to admit it but you are right about making your own mayo. I have never done it but maybe I should in the near future. Then I can put my own olive oil in it!
FYI there is nothing wrong with putting mayo on your nipples and dancing around to Madonna's "Material Girl" while wearing your woman's undergarments.
by the way I just checked out http://www.porktopia.com/ and freaking loved it! Check this out:
http://cookingforassholes.blogspot.com/2009/09/international-bacon-day.html
mmm, some nice imagery in your comments section.
Home-made mayo is damn good stuff, CA, and very easy to make with a good blender or food processor. Hubby and I haven't bought mayo in years, and it is awesome made with olive oil and a little hit of garlic and/or black pepper. (Although leave the black pepper out if it might irritate your skin...)
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If you ever find yourself in the Southeast pick up some Duke's Mayonnaise. Best Store bought I have ever had.
An entire blog post around a fucking BLT that even a retard could prepare blindfolded? Hey, for your next post, how about teaching us how to prepare a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? That'll be equally as fascinating as this lame "recipe"!
Anyone can make a BLT blindfolded assuming you have someone else cure and smoke the bacon for you, and grow the lettuce and tomatoes for you, and bake the bread for you, and make the mayo for you. I could build a fuckin' space shuttle if I had someone else do it for me.
Nice...once this batch runs out I am going to whip some up in the ol' food processor.
My Grandparents always have Duke's. Great stuff!
Hi Girl. If you were not such a fucking idiot it would have crossed your pea brain that this post was actually about mayo and not a BLT. Everyone else seemed to get it... But thanks for playing!
Then why is the title 'BST' and not 'Mayonnaise'??
It was an intelligence test. You and Girl fail.
Riiiiight.....that's why there's a photo of a BLT and not the alleged "mayonnaise"! Nice try at backpedalling! FAIL.
Open your eyes! The mayo IS in the picture!!
The focus is the sandwich! Sometimes your dogs are in the background too!
CA - you should really lay off the hippie drugs -- you're seeing things in photographs that just aren't there!
Yeah but I don't spend the majority of the post talking about my stupid dogs!
Girl! You got it backwards! Your yunnie Uggs are supposed to go on your feet and not over your gigantic head!
I don't wear fucking Uggs, you hallucinating tool! Uggs are for yunnie losers in Portland, like yourself!
No one in Portland wears Uggs...they are SO East Coast / NYC
Sorry!!
From mayo to Uggs. Love it.
I know! Can you believe Girl wears Uggs?
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