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Thursday, January 21, 2010
A Call To Action
Okay people, I have never asked you for anything. I don't even have ads to click or some dumbass "donate" button. I don't want the petty cash you earn from coal mining in West Virginia, your social security, or even your food stamps. I do, however, need to ask a favor of you.
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This one loser on the interwebs has this stupid ass website that no one reads and he started a poll for your favorite mythological creature. Now don't get me wrong, I think all mythological creatures are equally retarded but the mascot of my alma mater is a griffin. I need you all to click here and VOTE GRIFFIN so we can kick the living shit out of the damn unicorn (right now the unicorn is ahead by one). This is really, really important to me. I get a shitload of visitors a day (I spy on all of you via my statistics page) so there is no way we can't blow this guy out of the water and make him curl up in the fetal position in his stupid unicorn sheets crying his guts out. Suck it unicorn!
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Since I posted this, thirty minutes ago, Griffin is now ahead! You guys are awesome but don't stop! We have to slam this guy into the ground!
I hope you burn in hell.
Your precious little unicorn is fucked
Got it darlin! Did you see his nasty pic of your Griffin with his nails done??? Want me to get him for you? All 5 feet of me could totally take him out!!! You're kicking his ass by 15%! My word verification is 'licker' haha!!!
I think that picture of the Unicorn has been dramatized.
Can you believe his audacity!?!
You mean traumatized?
Done! Of course unicorns are agy....that's why there aren't any today!
=^..^=
Who even knew what a Griffin was until Harry Potter came out?!?
I'll give it to you, Griffin's look way tougher, but did you know that unicorns will fight to the DEATH if you try to capture them AND, they bleed silver stuff AND they shit rainbows?
Yeah.....unicorns are WAY awesomer.
unicorns are lame. one horn? im mean come on.
I voted Griffin. I like Cyclops too but voted Griffin.
The main reason is because my asshole coworkers think this video is funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus
It's fucking stupid! I hate unicorns! If you haven't seen it, get your head out of your ass, as it has 45 million views.
What is Harry Potter?
Seriously, if they had like three horns that would be pretty cool but only one? Whatever.
Damn! I will have to check that video out later as my computer does not have sound.
Okay people! We are doing pretty well! Last check had Griffin - 31 and Unicorn - 7. This is pretty good but we can do better! If you have not voted yet, get your ass over there and do it. Now. Do it.
What the hell are they going to do with 3 horns? Pleasure three women at the same time?
What is this? Are you two brothers? I voted Griffin, but I'm starting to think that you two are either brothers with a grudge, or ex "buddies."
Either way, the Unicorn is TOAST at this point.
ROFLMBFAO!
Unicorns don't pleasure one woman with one horn so why would they start if they had three?
We are neither brothers nor ex-buddies. He is just some dude whose blog I found and I think it is pretty hilarious...until he crossed the line and said unicorns are cooler than griffins. Fuck that! If the griffin was not the mascot of my alma mater, however, I really wouldn't give a shit.
Who the hell voted for "centaur?" Come on people!
All right I have voted for griffin in my quest to support you and your bizarre feud with the unicorn lover. Is he responsible for that drawing? It looks like someone shoved a pointy birthday hat on the head of what looks like a dead cow. Or maybe he's just taking a nap.
I just found this site earlier this week. Very entertaining since sometimes I need things spelled out for me on how to cook stuff so it helps!
Anyway, I also voted cyclops but picked griffin.
I googled unicorns suck and that is what I found...
Thanks! I have a shitdickload of posts/recipes so if you are looking for something in particular use the search function in the upper lefthand corner, the tag links on the right column, or feel free to email me. Just kidding! Please don't email me.
So you didn't vote for the Griffin? What the fuck?
Also=almost
Ah! Awesome! Thanks!
That is the most prissy-assed unicorn evah!
Go, Griffin!
Yes! Thanks! The count is now 52 to 10. This is good...but not the amazing turnout I was hoping for. Let's push it over 100!
I voted for the Griffin too! I thought only little girls and 8 year old gay boys liked unicorns?
VOTE GRIFFIN!!!
I did.
I heard Griffins are terrorists and have middle-eastern accents. If you vote Griffin that is like saying your a terrorist with a middle-eastern accent! You know what that means.
Griffins are pretty sweet creatures... however my favorite movie as a girl was "The Last Unicorn" ... so torn!
WTF is a Griffin? Is that fucker like a Chupacabra with wings? If you want a man's beast get with Quetzalcoatl, homey.
Anyway I voted for Griffin. Now post some food related shit, Asshole.
That Quetzalcoatl shit looks made up.
Google it, dumb(cooking)ass, it's history.
Hey Cat-Weed chick,
I forgot the meaning of the word satire. Can you look it up for me? Thanks in advance.
...I am udderly embarrassed not to have recognized that you were employing satire.
That's okay, I will just have to think less of you now.
Just kidding.
Kathy-Catnip, perhaps you did not recognize The Assholes comment as satire because he uses the West Coast version. This particular brand of satire is useful only within a 50 mile radius of Portland. Outside of that radius, this satire is no longer useful, and therefore, not funny. You will find many instances of this type of satire scattered throughout this blog.
Hope that helps.
Very funny Doll! We both know it is still valid within a 100 mile radius!
Um, the poll is closed but alas, I would have chosen the unicorn.
fucking unicorn...
Here are the results!
http://www.lonewolfrepose.com/2010/01/favorite-mythological-creature-poll-results/
87-13! What a chump!
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