Thursday, January 21, 2010

Crappy Lunch Burgers

I threw together these crappy burgers for lunch and since you are all so fucking interested in every little thing I make I figured I would humor you and talk about my lunch. I took my meat and tossed in some diced white onion, diced jalapeno, one beaten egg, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and Old Bay. Big fucking deal right? Well get this: I then fried up four strips of bacon, removed them from the pan, and fried up my burgers in the bacon grease. Gross? I think not! I placed them on the highest quality white trash buns that had been slathered with horseradish mustard and mayo. I don't know if you can tell but there are actually three burgers on this plate. That's right. I had three fucking bacon cheese burgers for lunch. What? Eat it.

6 comments:

Adorabibble said...

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http://adorabibble-robotnine.blogspot.com/2010/01/my-happy-award.html

happy trails I love your blog BTW!!!

lonewolfrepose said...

I ate a hamburger today for lunch. I defrosted the fucker, cooked it in a pan, then put a slice of processed cheese on it. Done deal.

Cooking Asshole said...

Thanks for reading and the awesome award adorabibble! I have never seen you comment before so welcome. I like how you post a bunch of pictures of cats doing stuff with hilarious commentaries. I think you might have cornered a niche market there.

Wow, I thought my burgers were crappy. Thanks for proving me wrong as yours was way crappier. I would even venture to say yours was "Unicorn Crappy."

Adorabibble said...

I haven't commented, but I have been looking around and you have some seriously great food here!

GO GRIFFINS!

I'm from Alaska,our moose's would eat the unicornies!

Cooking Asshole said...

Hi Adorabibble

Thanks again for reading.

The Griffins have pretty much annihilated the unicorns - all thanks to your people!!!

I would love to make to to Alaska someday.

Anthony Robinson said...

man, i fry all my burgers in bacon grease.