*Please no comments about how I cut the bread wrong (I am looking at you, Doll!). Thank you.
You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Fava Bean Tuna Sandwich
I made this sandwich for lunch a few weeks ago and I totally forgot about it until now. It was pretty spanking good so I would highly suggest you give it a shot. The only tough part is finding the right kind of fava beans. There is a terrorist market in town that has all sorts of crap with Muslim writing on the labels so you know it is straight off the boat. I would suggest seeking out something similar in your town. Just be sure to put on a burka before you enter the store so no one tries to blow you up. Let's begin:
In a large bowl mix up 1 can of fava beans, 1 can of tuna, lemon juice, 1/4c extra virgin olive oil, two splashes of red wine vinegar, a dash of sugar, S&P, some diced flat leaf parsley, and red onion. Hard to fuck that up, huh? Don't worry, I am sure you will figure out some way to ruin it, as usual.
Place it on some toasted bread with lettuce and you have yourself lunch. Eat it.
*Please no comments about how I cut the bread wrong (I am looking at you, Doll!). Thank you.
*Please no comments about how I cut the bread wrong (I am looking at you, Doll!). Thank you.
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8 comments:
I suppose you had that with a nice Chianti, right, Clarice?? I, mean, Cooking Asshole...
How did I not see that coming...
those fava beans are quite a fart fest.
What? Sorry, I couldn't hear that over the noise of my excessive flatulence.
Your woman is one lucky gal!
P.S. - I didn't say anything about you sandwich being cut wrong.
She has to beat down other chicks on a regular basis. I am a total babe magnet.
you could of course try clenching and playing a symphony or two before dessert now that you've got all that fava lava bubbling inside of you :)
Way ahead of you...
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