So a while ago I posted some funny ways people found my little website via google. If you don't already know, and you don't, I have a super high google ranking for reasons unbeknownst to me. I guess it is because I am just so fucking awesome. I decided to check my anal-ytics for the first time in a long time and I found some even funnier google searches so here goes nothing:
shitty asshole
asshole attack
cooking with an asshole
asshole bangers
http://www.gfucking.com/holla (this is an actual website and I would not suggest visiting it)
asshole pie
bbg evi pussyi (yeah, I have no idea either)
creamy assholes
eat shit and die, assholes
eggs in asshole
how to cook fried ass
shit eat
shit pie
what the fuck is an enchilada (I am guessing this person is from Canada)
Now this is where we get interesting:
1 cup 1 asshole
4 dudes 1 asshole
al gore is a douchebag
are all dudes named ryan an asshole (pretty much)
ass muffins
asshole brutal
asshole bottle sheet
asshole corn
barista assholes
big ass ride cock
big cooks in asshole (I think that was a typo...)
black assholes shitting
can you blacken catfish (this is just a freaking retarded question)
can you cook your brain by sitting next to a heater (once again...)
chefs are assholes (this person stuck around for 4 minutes)
chicken fuck anal
*censored* (I never thought I would do that but trust me...you don't want to read that)
coon holler Oregon
eating shit out of asshole
fuck u and your bananas asshole
go fuck yourself and eat your own shit and die
how to eat pork liver pate (put it in your fucking mouth, dumbass)
how to put a hard boiled egg into asshole
is it a sin to call eggs deviled egg (most definitely)
porter is a shitty name
pouring chili powder in asshole pictures
pussdaddy sucks (PussDaddy is a regular reader! That was in there!)
ryan seacrest asshole
shit in someone else's asshole
turkey chicken butt fucking
you cook with shit you eat shit (true words of wisdom)
That is all for now folks. I hope you enjoyed this SEO lesson.
16 comments:
Oh, man. That is hilarious! Better than that cooking trash talk you put out there.
What kind of fucking freaks are out there?
Oh my God I have never laughed so hard!
PussDaddy
AHAHAHAHAAA!!! This one actually made me laugh out loud!......"black assholes shitting".
I'm always amazed at the things people search for and come to my blog. I think I may copy you and do the same.....
Amazing.
I know, that cooking stuff is boring!
PussDaddy sucks!
Totally do it! I am curious to see what other people come up with.
Beautiful. Charming. In tribute to this post, I cut loose a small, yet delicate fart from my asshole.
Hooray!
small? Delicate?
Come on! Give me 'earth shattering!'
jajajajaja that was great, thanks for the good laugh CA!
I seriously can't believe some of the searches, wtf?
People are fucking weird
Now I am left wondering if that person ever figured out 'how to put a hard boiled egg into asshole'? Did they eventually figure it out? Did they leave the shell on or peel it off first? What happened to the egg after it left the asshole? Were they putting it into their own asshole or someone elses? As a reward or punishment?
Please don't get me started on how to cook fried ass.
Any which way I am sure they ended up in the Emergency Room.
I 'm going to guess the Appalachian ER for no particular reason...
damn...I tried to look up where it came from but it will not tell me.
I am guessing somewhere in Canada...
aha! I bet it was the TimeThief!
Don't be silly! TimeThief does not exist anymore, duh!
So I don't have to worry about a team of ex-paralegals with fake internet diseases attempting to sue me for defamation of character? The egg in the ass is a compliment anyway so I guess not...
God, after all these memories came rushing back it really makes me want to go harass her on twitter...BC is boring without an archnemesis.
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