Right around 10pm last night it was "fourth meal" time and rather than eat trashy-ass, shitty food from Taco Bell I decided to create my own south of the border experience. Chances are you are currently shoving Taco Bell in your ugly fat face while reading retarded blogs on the internet. "But I ordered from the new Fresco menu." You are only making things worse for yourself. Let's begin:
In a large bowl mix 1c black beans, 1c corn, 3 diced chipotles, some diced black olives, garlic, tomato/salsa (remember you don't want it too juicy), red onion, and cilantro.
Take a tortilla and spread white cheese (NOT feta) over the bottom, add your mixture, and top with more cheese. Cook over medium heat until the cheese melts and then fold it in half.
Make sure your quesadilla is nicely browned on both sides. Some shit will fall out, as seen above, but just cram it back in there with your spatula.
See? Doesn't that look better than any garbage from Taco Bell? Maybe next time you will reconsider your ill-fated run for the border. Eat it.
In a large bowl mix 1c black beans, 1c corn, 3 diced chipotles, some diced black olives, garlic, tomato/salsa (remember you don't want it too juicy), red onion, and cilantro.
Take a tortilla and spread white cheese (NOT feta) over the bottom, add your mixture, and top with more cheese. Cook over medium heat until the cheese melts and then fold it in half.
Make sure your quesadilla is nicely browned on both sides. Some shit will fall out, as seen above, but just cram it back in there with your spatula.
See? Doesn't that look better than any garbage from Taco Bell? Maybe next time you will reconsider your ill-fated run for the border. Eat it.
4 comments:
That looks absolutely edible. I will have one of those, and the birdbath-sized margarita.
Please.
Pearl
Dude...have you ever had a cazuela? This place by me has them and they are gigantic fucking bowls of liquor!!! You have to drink them with a straw since the base is so large and the walls of the bowl are pretty short. We are talking HUGE here folks. Drink one and you are WAY over .08
Best drink ever.
I'm pretty sure the employees at Teco Bell use semen as a special ingredient.
Speaking of which...
Check out this awesome cookbook:
http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/4956212
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