Okay all you fucking no-commenting, compulsively reading, anonymous hot ladies, listen up. This is where I hang out. If you know what I look like, and you probably do you fucking psycho, please do not show up and hassle the talent (unless you are super-crazy hot). I don't like to be bothered while I am drinking at the bar alone and checking my twitter (especially by ugly chicks).
Here is a view from the outside. Super-sweet neon sign, huh? That's right. I only hang out at the clubs that are crazy discriminating in who they let in the door. You would never make it, fugly. You can't see it from this angle, but the line to get in wraps around the block.
This shot was taken by one of my friends and makes this place look WAY classier than it really is. He probably used some fancy-pants iPhone app. Their main bartender is Mike and he may come across like a total fucking asshole but he is really one of the coolest dudes in the universe. All the other bartenders are ladies but despite their gender handicap they are pretty awesome too. They have great drinks, 5 full sized pool tables, and they just expanded their tap selection. I always go for a Maker's rocks with a
Ninkasi Total Domination IPA back but there are many other options. Do not order the
Double Mountain IRA as it tastes like dog barf that has been run through a screen.
Double Mountain has an amazing beer called Hop Lava but they do not offer it at this bar. In any case, this place is where all my neighbors hang out (at least the cool ones) so that is why I frequent this place on a regular basis. Not to mention it is two blocks away. FYI, never eat there unless you are ordering the chicken fried chicken breakfast (served all day). What is your local bar like? Patronize it.
Here is a view from the outside. Super-sweet neon sign, huh? That's right. I only hang out at the clubs that are crazy discriminating in who they let in the door. You would never make it, fugly. You can't see it from this angle, but the line to get in wraps around the block.
This shot was taken by one of my friends and makes this place look WAY classier than it really is. He probably used some fancy-pants iPhone app. Their main bartender is Mike and he may come across like a total fucking asshole but he is really one of the coolest dudes in the universe. All the other bartenders are ladies but despite their gender handicap they are pretty awesome too. They have great drinks, 5 full sized pool tables, and they just expanded their tap selection. I always go for a Maker's rocks with a Ninkasi Total Domination IPA back but there are many other options. Do not order the Double Mountain IRA as it tastes like dog barf that has been run through a screen. Double Mountain has an amazing beer called Hop Lava but they do not offer it at this bar. In any case, this place is where all my neighbors hang out (at least the cool ones) so that is why I frequent this place on a regular basis. Not to mention it is two blocks away. FYI, never eat there unless you are ordering the chicken fried chicken breakfast (served all day). What is your local bar like? Patronize it.
3 comments:
hullo asshole. thank god i live all the way across the globe, else i would have had no choice but to begin stalking you right away.
If it's all fancy and stuff how the hell did you get in there hippy?
Because I am a celebrity, duh!
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