Thursday, January 7, 2010

Roasted Cornish Game Hen - Chipotle Lime

So I got a bunch of these mini chickens on the cheap so get ready for a series on these fuckers. I decided to make the first one with some chipotle which is pretty much run of the mill for me. Don't worry your little selves over it, I will come up with more interesting shit for the others. Nevertheless this method of cooking mini chickens should be utilized no matter how you prepare them. Let's begin:
Get out a medium sized bowl. Toss in some chili powder, cumin, cayenne, and oregano. Next, squeeze the juice out of one lime into the bowl and throw in a minced clove of garlic. Dice up two chipotles real fine and dump those in along with a little adobo (that's the sauce from the chipotle can, stupid). Mix that shit up and brush it all over your chicken. Put that bitch in the fridge for a few hours but return it to room temperature before you put it in the oven. 450 deg for 30 min covered in foil. Remove foil, drop to 350 for 25-30 min. Remove from oven, re-cover with foil and let sit for at least 10 min before serving. Top with cilantro. Eat it.

13 comments:

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bunny said...

I don't do douche, so will do. That chicken looks hot damn good. I LOVES me some roasted chicken in the winter. Can't wait to see your other concoctions.

Cooking Asshole said...

Thanks! I am excited too especially now that I have the method down.

'Cuz I Felt Like It! said...

Ewww...I LOVE mini-chickens!!! Stuff one of them fancy bears up its ass and bake it that way....with some other fancy spices of course.

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Psychocat said...

Mini-chickens are fun to cook! I like to make a glaze with a little chipotle and some orange marmalade, or just use a little Indonesian sweet chili-garlic sauce. It's all good....

=^..^=

Cooking Asshole said...

fancy bears?

Yeah, I think I am going to try some thai shit next...

PussDaddy said...

This looks pretty good.

PussDaddy

Cooking Asshole said...

yes, yes it does.

Stereos and Souffles said...

Anything with chipotles in adobe sounds good to me. You should start doing beer pairings with your food.

Cooking Asshole said...

Very good idea! I just might do that!

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