I was scouring my fridge for something to eat for lunch and I came up with this awesome idea for a sandwich. I had everything to make Sloppy Joe's but Sloppy Joe's fucking suck. So I took the concept of a Sloppy Joe and made it not suck. You are going to be all up in these Sloppy Assholes. Let's begin:
Start off by making your meat stuffs. Fry up some
bacon and brown some hamburger over medium heat. I think I used about 3/4lb. Drain your meat. You don't want all that juice in the Sloppy Asshole; it is greasy enough.
Mix your meat with a crapload of cheddar cheese,
red onion, and
BBQ sauce. I think I used about 1/2c sauce but it was all I had on hand. In the future I would use a good bit more.
Slam your meat into some shitty white buns and you have yourself a Sloppy Asshole. Eat it.
Start off by making your meat stuffs. Fry up some bacon and brown some hamburger over medium heat. I think I used about 3/4lb. Drain your meat. You don't want all that juice in the Sloppy Asshole; it is greasy enough.
Mix your meat with a crapload of cheddar cheese, red onion, and BBQ sauce. I think I used about 1/2c sauce but it was all I had on hand. In the future I would use a good bit more.
Slam your meat into some shitty white buns and you have yourself a Sloppy Asshole. Eat it.
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And after eating, nevemind the paper towels, squeeze some Charmin you need it for before and after. That's some good eatin' right there.
Juices in a sloppy asshole? That's disgusting....
that sounds So good!
lovely...I am going to try those blue balls, damn you are a great cook dude!
Sloppy Assholes? Sounds like bad porn.
hrmmm...maybe next time I should but them in smaller buns and call them "Sloppy Midget Assholes"
I believe that'd be a Sloppy Slider. Even worse.
WTF karmeno? You have a blog titled phallic foods and there are no posts! I feel ripped off! I want to see some phallic food!
We did something similar, but with ground beef, chorizo, chopped chilis, a good chipotle-based sauce, onions,etc., and ate them in large flour tortillas with pepper jack cheese. The name? Sloppy Joses, of course.
I'm still gonna do these, though...bacon is happy food!
=^..^=
Those look so fresh I could stick my dick in em'. Mmmm.
that sounds good but you should have called them the Sloppy Jesus
If I knew this was going to be that kind of a party...
it looks delicious!
These would probably go good with a tossed salad.
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Very well played Anonymous!
I did not even think of how appropriate a nice tossed salad would be in combination with a Sloppy Asshole.
Bravo. Bravo.
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