So I did purchase another Upright Brewing bottle while I was at John's Market and I picked Seven since it appeared to be a nice light golden ale (in the Belgian tradition). The second I saw it come out of the bottle I knew I was in love. The color and clarity are everything I look for in a good beer: an almost orange hue and cloudy as shit. My first sip did not disappoint and neither did the rest of the bottle. Although they are two entirely different beers I much preferred Seven to Five and I had a massive hard-on for Five. Upright is so freaking amazing I think I am going to have to visit the tasting room at their brewery this weekend. Hopefully they take bad checks. 5 out of 5. Drink it.
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When I get a get a hard-on for things I normally stick my penis in whatever it closest to me. One time I stuck it in an old man's ear as I was cashiering his groceries. It was fucking weird. Awkward silence after wards...
Unfortunately that was the highlight of his day but he will never remember due to his dementia.
I think I destroyed the possibility of anymore comments on this post by the awful imagery I detailed above.
Dickhead...
Exactly... Like I said. I stuck my dickhead in that old man's ear... remember?
way to ruin the post of my most favorite beer ever...
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