That's right: your life sucks ass. This isn't even a specialty store! This is just a supermarket. Jealous? I fucking thought so, loser.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Where To Find Craft Beer OR How I Learned To Love My New iPhone
So I got me one of them fancy-pants iPhones the other day and I have become mildly obsessed with finding new apps. I found this one that is a "Craft Beer Finder." I thought that was pretty cool so I checked it out and I was very disappointed in its simplicity. All it does is find the nearest place to where you are that sells craft beer. Oh, you mean the fucking gas station up the road? Or maybe the 7-11? You can't avoid finding craft beer in Portland. I thought it was going to be a brewery finder or something cool like that. Too bad it is for people who live in loser states, like you, and have to search for craft beer when all I have to do is throw a rock. Fuck, it is harder for me to find one MGD than it is for me to find every damn beer Deschutes offers. In any case, to show off I took a picture at my local market (2 blocks away) to show you what buying beer is like in the Pacific Northwest:
That's right: your life sucks ass. This isn't even a specialty store! This is just a supermarket. Jealous? I fucking thought so, loser.
That's right: your life sucks ass. This isn't even a specialty store! This is just a supermarket. Jealous? I fucking thought so, loser.
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7 comments:
Nice selection. We have to work a little harder to find the good shit here in backward-ass Cleveland. But it is all here.
Check out Ruhlman's Ratio app on that thing you bought.
You bitch! I knew one of these bragging pics was coming.
For what it's worth, I live in the county of the famous "hanging chad" and I can throw a rock into Miami Dade county, speaking of throwing rocks.
Oh, that and I had me some Yuengling tonight! They got that there? I know it's a weak spot for you.
Anyway, I'm jealous!
@SH
but you brew your own killer beer so that makes up for it. Hey! Everyone here! Checkout SpiceHound's blog...it is fucking awesome!!!
@DBR
HAHA!!! I almost sent pics directly to you a while ago! What the fuck is a hanging chad? Yuengling...how I miss thee.
Hanging chads are the little pieces of paper that aren't completely punched through. Most famously, those hangers were on voting ballots back in 2002, and Florida and Broward County made the headlines.
Thanks for the plug. Now I need to stop reading your shit and start updating mine. I'm glad we sniffed each others blogs.
Famous, huh?
How do you take such good pictures? Mine always look like shit.
Not bad, but I live in fucking Wisconsin and can also graze my cow-ass self down boulevards of craft beer. Why did you waste your time with Lakefront? Gotta be one of most shitass breweries in Dairyland. Try New Glarus, Lake Louie, or Tyranena...Oh you can't cuz cause they drink all the shit instate. Those asswipes in Michigan also brew some shit.
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