You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Cooking for Assholes Benefit Dinner
You heard correctly people. I am going to host a benefit dinner for p:ear right here in downtown Portland. Each seat at the dinner table requires a donation of $25-$100 to p:ear (don't cheap out, loser). There are 16 seats available and I am confident we can fill them. The date is Saturday, February 27th at 6pm. Food and booze will be provided by yours truly. Tentative menu: baby back ribs, vegetarian chili, potato salad, jalapeno cornbread muffins, and chipotle dip with tortilla chips. This menu is subject to change without notice so don't get your panties in a bunch of one item falls off. If you would like to attend please email Pippa (pippa@pearmentor.org) to reserve your seat(s). Hopefully we will get a fun crowd together, get loaded, and eat some motherfucking ribs. Be there!
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6 comments:
What a great idea. I can't be there (I'm on the wrong side of the country) but will gladly donate to P:EAR. Looks like an excellent cause.
Awww...ain't you sweet....you're not all asshole afterall....
That is awesome... I'm so proud of you! If I lived in Seattle right now I would drive down.
Thanks Libby! That would be much appreciated. Wish you could come!
Yeah, I have a big mouth too.
You would not be invited...
Great job, I hope you get a great crowd.
I'll be there, asshole.
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