Monday, February 8, 2010
How to Use Your Range
This has really been pissing me off recently so I want to set all you idiots straight. I am always surprised at how few people actually know how to use their range properly. Many people have that shit turned up too high on a regular basis and it shows in their disgusting food. I only use the "high" setting on my range for one thing: boiling plain water. If you are bringing a soup or some shit to a boil, do it over "medium" heat. It will take longer but it will be worth it. I only use "medium-high" to sear steaks or blacken catfish. I use medium for just about everything else and you should too. If I want to simmer something, I bring it to a mild boil over "medium" heat and then reduce it to "medium-low." This way, you never run the risk of over-cooking anything. Learn it, stupids.
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I only use high to boil water too.
PussDaddy
Good. Let's keep it that way.
Pics are good... How have you done in Pro competition???
Love to compete with you sometime!
Hi Howard. I don't really do competitions nor am I pro.
Who are you?
steaming veggies is basically boiling water, so that counts right?
Oh, and microwaves are great for boiling water too.
CAPTCHA is "comic" hahaha
Yes. When steaming I heat the water to boiling and then drop it to med-high for sustained boiling.
I only use my microwave to boil water when I want some shitty instant banana oatmeal.
Using the range. You are very thorough with your readers!
That's because you are all idiots!
I hate cooking class!
The teacher keeps screaming at me, "add more flour you dunce" and "take your penis out of the batter!"
Michael.
This is how to use your RANGE. Not RAGE.
"It will take longer but it will be worth it."
Asshole, are you referring specifically to that slick looking cock flavored soup mix? Be precise, inquiring minds want to know...
*sigh*...y'know, anyone who is too stupid to figure out how to properly use a range should be condemned to a lifetime of eating nothing but microwaveable lutefisk and liverwurst dinners...
=^..^=
What's next...
"How to Wipe Your Asshole"
If I knew it was going to be this kind of party I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!
I was referring to your mother's love-making skills.
liverwurst is badass!
how about "how to lick my dick?"
I don't think you'd have any readers if you tried a post like that... but hey, it's your party... you stick your dick in the mashd's if you wanna ;)
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