Wednesday, February 10, 2010
I Will Post New Recipes Soon I Swear!
Okay so the local Portland weekly is holding a contest for tickets to "Walking with Dinosaurs" and I have one of the finalist haikus. Go fucking here right the fuck now and vote for my haiku (the one that talks about shitty pants and having a daughter) so I can win these fucking tickets! I am in second place and we need to blow number one out of the water so I can take my daughter, snap some awesome pictures, and brag about it to all you losers. VOTE now! I WANT these tickets. Don't be a bitch and throw a brother a bone. You know you want to. Vote or Die!
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There have been 100+ votes placed on this shit before I even attempted to enlist your help. The time for action is now.
This is not some bullshit unicorn poll like last time. This is the real fucking deal. This is 'nam bitch!
Vote or Die!
Also for the record this Portland weekly did a feature on my stupid little website when I first started it.
http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2009/03/06/_you_probably_thought_it_was_s
So vote, assholes! I want these fucking tickets and I am willing to exploit you to win them! Vote! Now!
Done! Hope you get to deal with those shitty pants and a freaked-out kid!
=^..^=
still down by 3%, i gave you a vote but i hope you got some real friends.
Done, but I gotta tell ya, I took my grandson to see this two years or so ago- when it first came through- and he didn't just shit his pants, he vomited when the T-rex got too near, and screamed and tried to crawl into my wife's armpit.
It's both gorgeous and intense.
Good luck with your little one.
voted
Not to worry Asshole (love calling you that), we'll get by on the cock flavored until then and will eagerly await your return...
Cock flavored soup, that is, *lol.
OK, I voted for yours. You're up by 6% now.
That would probably be a fun drinking event!
Never because you don't like Unicorns - so there!
You shoulda said "please". Didn't your mama teach you any manners?
Voted! And hated your haiku BTW, but you still get my vote!
:D
damn dude... you are winning. At one point it was neck and neck. That is crazy how much pull you do have on the Internet.
People like to get behind good causes, like when Stephen Colbert won that NASA contest and got his name put on the space toilet.
Looks like your going to win. You got my vote.
My votes in. It's in the bag!
Thank you all very much for your help but unfortunately they have already declared a winner. I was one point behind when they did. Again, thanks for your help and I really appreciate it. Now I am going to have to buy my own stupid dinosaur tickets. I will let you know how much fun it was!
Alex
oh damn, 1 point? That reminds me of the time where I got free Nine Inch Nails tickets, 'cause a friend's sister said 'free tickets' on the radio show she was running, took the phone off the hook, and announced my name over the air. Sucks, you were way ahead when I voted.
Ahh well, your blog still rocks :D
You got 45% of the vote now, sucka. Good luck with the shit pants.
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