Okay people, this will be the last fish taco post for a while. I promise. By now you should have no problem whipping up some amazing fish tacos to impress all your loser friends. I have given you all the requisite ideas but it is up to you to successfully execute the dish. If you can't do it after all my experimentation, there is something really fucking wrong with you. Let's begin:
Make your salsa. Mix together some pineapple, mango, kiwi, jalapeno, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. My mango was totally not ripe enough so I diced it into small pieces and it worked out perfectly. If it were ripe I would have cut it into much larger chunks. Toss the mixture in the fridge and let it work its magic.
This is not a banana, stupid. It is a plantain. You want them to look like this, or even blacker, before you try and cook them. Slice them at an angle in about 1/2in cuts. Fry them up in the reserved oil from your
tortillas for about 1-2 min per side.
Again, I just
broiled my fillets for 5 min per side and then flaked them into the tacos. Garnish with your plantains. So are we all set on fish tacos now? Good. Eat it.
Make your salsa. Mix together some pineapple, mango, kiwi, jalapeno, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. My mango was totally not ripe enough so I diced it into small pieces and it worked out perfectly. If it were ripe I would have cut it into much larger chunks. Toss the mixture in the fridge and let it work its magic.
This is not a banana, stupid. It is a plantain. You want them to look like this, or even blacker, before you try and cook them. Slice them at an angle in about 1/2in cuts. Fry them up in the reserved oil from your tortillas for about 1-2 min per side.
Again, I just broiled my fillets for 5 min per side and then flaked them into the tacos. Garnish with your plantains. So are we all set on fish tacos now? Good. Eat it.
22 comments:
This sounds awesome, will try it soon once I find my kitchen...
You should retitle this blog "Cooking (Taco's, Again) for Assholes."
at least you now know how to make like 7 different kinds of fish tacos you ungrateful dickhead!
Why doesn't anybody make fucking normal tacos with normal shit in them that normal people actually wanna eat?
Didn't I just do this on a pizza post?
And get this, my capture word verification was derito. You can't even get a decent Dorrito around here.
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That looks damn good...I already have the cilantro, lime, jalapeno, and pineapple...
plantains are supposed to be smashed with a fork and then refried
you make a shitty cuban
LoL @ some of your verbal diarrhea..."execute the dish"! I honestly don't know that the backyard phantom cat I feed would eat leftover plantain, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't run back home to mother after sampling this creation. But I might...
(All kidding aside, this does look quite yummy, and no, my imaginary friend posse didn't put me up to saying that...)
Happy Birthday Cooking Asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!
normal people are losers who are happy with horse meat.
Great thinking Auri! Just make something similar with what you have on hand.
It was pretty damn good!
Whose birthday?
oops! I skipped the anon comment.
Fuck Cubans. I do it the way I want. This is America, dammit.
This has nothing to do with your post about tacos but I just wanted to mention, I saw the most whitey-park thing ever today: Ketchup-flavored potato chips.
That is not as bad as Chicken 'n a Biscuit!
mmm... love plantains. Never thought fish tacos sound good but these I might try.
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