You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, February 1, 2010
Poll Results - How Many Times a Week Do You Cook?
So if you didn't notice, and you probably didn't, I started a dumb poll thingy to gain some insight into the bizarre psychology behind someone who would read this trash. I started off to see if you people actually cook or if my painstaking efforts are all for naught. As it turns out the vast majority of you actually cook on a regular basis! This came as a complete shock to me as I pegged you all as bumbling idiots who can't even successfully execute 'tuna helper.' I am impressed. Good job people. Give yourselves a little pat on the back. No, smaller than that. For this week's poll we are going to explore your dietary patterns so I can accommodate you better in the future. Just kidding, I will only use the results to mock you. Vote or Die!
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6 comments:
I cook 5 - 7 times a week and everything's covered in gravy. As far as your poll on the right "How Would you Define Yourself?"....there's no "100% Pure Fuckin' Awesome"....so I didn't answer.
I hear those "Hungry Man" microwave dinners are pretty good...
Bitch, please.
I cook more than anyone in my house, and I make it almost all of it from scratch.
But, most of it is covered in gravy. Cuz I make good gravy.
I cooked tonight and fed 4 very hungry people. I made 8 scrawny turkey legs with baked veggies. and took lamb chops and veggies(red pepper, onion, celery, carrots, red potato, mixed greens and herbs) added veggie stock and finished it up with coconut milk, for an truly awesome stew!
you should taste my butter nut squash soup.
squash. potato's, coconut milk and veggie broth and herbs.
eat it!
sure Starbird...people can CLAIM to do anything on the interwebs.
That is a very interesting combination...turkey and lamb?
I cook everyday, and suspect most people who enjoy food blogs can cook. Why would a dumbass that can't use a measuring cup read this stuff when they can zone out in front of the boob tube watch food network?
I have four fucking kids, I can't afford to go out with them very often. Even on nights that I go out with my husband, I still make my little spawn dinner.
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