Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Poll Results - What is Your Employment Status
What the hell is wrong with you people? The vast majority of you cook all the time, eat meat, and love your awesome job. Why are you well-adjusted people reading this tripe? I thought you would all be self-loathing unemployed vegans who eat microwave burritos. You people are like high ranking power figures who enjoy being sexually dominated, and not in a normal way. What. The. Fuck. For this week's poll we are going to explore your favorite cuisine. No, Applebee's is not one of the options. "What about P.F. Chang's?" Oh my God. Just pick from what is there asshole.
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I never cook. Very rarely. I don't like cooking. I don't have a job. I am not on welfare and food stams tho. I eat meat but mostly ground beef-I can't just eat a big ol' slab of meat. And I am not sure about all this sexual domination crap-I just know I'd love to beat your ass and make you call me Daddy right about now. :-)
PussDaddy
You are one crazy cat, PussDaddy!
What in the sam hell's "surrender monkey"? I mean we eat some weird shit in the south, but monkies?!?!?
The French are commonly referred to as "surrender monkeys" following the events of WWII. Open up a history book you uneducated vagabond!
Fuck that! I voted that I secretly plot the "accidental" death of my bosses. I work because I can't figure out how to decorate a cardboard box. It clashes with my wardrobe.
And you one crazy cook! lol
PussDaddy
Well, I loved you and followed you religiously when I was unemployed...and I also cooked up a storm. However, since I started my new job three weeks ago, I am WAY behind in blog reading and I am eating fucking Taco Bell and Domino's on week nights. It sucks. Hopefully, I can find some kind of decent week night cooking groove soon. Can you do some Rachel Ray 30-minute Cooking Asshole posts? Help a girl out, dude!
As far as cuisine, I like anything that involved cheese, so Mexican and Italian rock. Actually, there is precious little I don't eat. Cooked greens is about the only thing that comes to mind.
If I were you I would focus on single serving protein. If it is chicken, prep it the night before. It only takes 20min to make a marinade. Then you can throw it in the oven when you get home and quickly roast some veggies. For steak, just sear it in less than 10min and whip up a condiment. Same with fish...but don't marinade it over night!
I like to cook and am pretty good, but not great. I do make a mean bacon wrapped tenderloin, but it is beef and bacon, what could go wrong?
I am unemployed now, but read your blog while employed also. Now I go to school full time waiting for the economy to get better.
I just like your wide vocabulary. The cooking bit largely sucks.
I will take that as a compliment...jackass
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