You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Blue Cheese and Red Potato Gratin
Okay, so I totally fucked this up. I am going to tell you what I did and then I will give an explanation for how to make it properly. I realized it was all jacked up after I put it in the oven but it still ended up tasting awesome. The cheese sauce was really runny but I will tell you how to fix it. Let's begin:
Toss 1c milk, 4tbl butter, 1 clove of minced garlic, 1tsp smoked paprika, and a little salt (not too much since there will be plenty in the cheese) in a large pot over medium heat until the butter is melted. Remove from heat and add 1/2c sour cream and 1/2c blue cheese. Stir until combined. Pour a little into a casserole dish. Just enough to coat the bottom. Thinly slice about 10 small red potatoes and start layering. Continually coat with sauce. When completed, top with another 1/2c of blue cheese and some torn up french bread. I didn't have french bread so I used my leftover Frenchie Stink Bombs. Bake at 350 deg for 55 min but keep a close eye on it and start checking the potatoes after 40 min. What did I do wrong? I should have made a roux as the base as I did here. Do that with the ingredients listed above and it will have a much better consistency. I can't believe I forgot to do that. Still very tasty though. Eat it.
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2 comments:
Ah, thanks monsieur asshole!
moi bien
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