You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Poll Results - What is your Favorite Cuisine?
Unfortunately only 20% of you got the right answer. The correct answer is "American, Bitches!" "Why?" Because everything we eat here is Americanized, stupid! The people who picked Italian are probably thinking of The Olive Garden. The people who picked Asian are probably thinking of Panda Express. And so on and so forth. Don't you feel like a recap retard now? Loser. This weeks poll will explore exactly where in this fine Country you hail from. Vote or Die!
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2 comments:
I have to admit, I cheated. I picked the monkey one because I thought it was the most amusing choice.
hehe...I always go with the monkey option.
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