The Willamette Week did a write up of the dinner and I have some hilarious commentary to add. Read the article and then come back here and read my take on it. Go now!
Now that you read the article here are my points of contention:
1. My name is misspelled. Not that I gave it to anyone but still.
2. "casually impeccable dinner" Okay, I will take that as a compliment.
3. "chili stewed with various locally sourced veggies" The beans were from cans and so were the tomatoes. My red peppers and onions probably came from Mexico. My garlic was from a pre-minced jug.
4. "bayou hot sauce" I have no idea what this is referring to. Chipotle maybe?
5. "the homey fare was, in consideration of the work that P:ear strives to do, a welcome choice. There is nothing less considerate than a benefit held for the homeless that features lobster and Dom Perignon." Yeah, that was totally my main inspiration for the menu...
6. "Many would-be supporters of P:ear might be dubious at the idea of charitable events that are so seemingly pedestrian and low-key..." What the fuck? Pedestrian? That is totally jacked up.
So I make light of it but I do want to thank the Willamette Week for publishing this and hopefully this type of dinner will be a new "pedestrian" fad. Assholes.
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It's too painful to read, unless it was written by elementary school kids - and even then I expect more.
And it looks like they found a picture on the internet from a sad hippie 60's party, I guess they didn't bring a camera either!
As "Marlin Boulet" said in the short run "K-Ville" television show, white people like Tabasco and black folk enjoy hot sauce. The generic term "hot sauce" could be any number of brands or strengths.
Perhaps the WW reviewer's amateur palate cannot distinguish his hot sauces and tried to conceal it by using the term "bayou hot sauce".
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I tried to make it through the whole write up, but found what you had to say without knowin' what the hell they even said far more interesting. I think you're awesome....even if a bit pedestrian.
That pedestrian shit pisses me off. This pedestrian is feeling a little "stabby."
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