I have been moving and shit so I have not been able to update this stupid fucking website. I have made a whole bunch of junk recently, including a scotch egg, but I have been unable to post any of it. Give me a few days to get my interwebs service transferred and then I will indulge all of you in my culinary endeavors and epic writing skillz. Until then, go fuck yourself.
Sincerely,
Cooking Asshole
19 comments:
what an asshole....
Pretty douchey.
UUUMMMMM I dont have to Fuck myself. I have a man thank you. I know that you have issues but we all dont. :) And by the way I did scotch eggs way way way back when. That is old news.
Upgraded to a double wide eh?
Been wondering where you've been. Not that much, though. Missed you a little. Happy moving.
yea yea, I have been bowel moving too, but I don't sit and sniff like your turd burglarying ass does. I grunt, then get the fuck off the bowl. If the host is lucky, I might even flush, if I am not thinking about your cooking. I heard that you actually were in the hospital for a "docking" incident. Next time, roll your foreskin over his, not the other way around you sick fuck.
By the way, I loved the buffalo shrimp. Holy shit they were good. you rock!
fuck you too asshole
oh, by the way, I rank your brilliant idea to keep the shrimp-tails on, right up there with Poland deciding not to worry to much about the Adolf fellow. Why, Mr. Asshole, why? Why would you fuck up the best tasting shit that has entered my pie-hole? I think the bloody turd that I rolled out this morning, had one of those delicious pink sea-monkey's little fantail sticking out. It was waving at me as it went down the ole' sit-n-sniff. Any cock-knocker that says leave those rim-scrapers on, should rethink his philosophy of life in general.
Other than that, it was still the fucking best. I think I am going to cook my steak a la your buffalo shrimp directions. Keep it coming!
Okay, pillowbiter.
It's been long enough. Get off your lazy ass, stop unpacking, and start posting again.
Damn. What an asshole!
That clam chowder looks tasty. Some day I'm going to get off my fucking ass and make it.
This blog sucks
whew... so I haven't missed anything then ;)
If you could shut crying for a second maybe you could complete your move.
Done unpacking yet?
Srsly - how long does it take one Asshole to move?
I have moved already, stupids, but I don't have Internet yet. Apparently qwest speed sucks nut here and can't deliver the goods so I am going to "bundle" with comcast...soon. Until then shake the ants out of your pants and calm the fuck down.
Great Fucking Blog Man...
I was Toolin around
trying to find ideas to steal for the new menu and stumbled across this mess. I'm glad i did. Keep it up will check in often.
Chef M Greenville S.C.
I'm done checking in to see if you've updated this miserable, low rent, stink finger of a blog!
Update your shit or die in a fire
Your choice
Still no internet? What kind of low budget third world hippie slum did you move to?
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