Get out your food processor and toss in 6 seeded and coarsely chopped habanero peppers, 1 drained 20oz can of pineapple, 1c vinegar, 2tsp salt, and the juice from one lime. I picked canned pineapple over fresh because of the preservatives. I think mango would also be awesome but mine had turned so I didn't use it. Blend it up and pour it in a jar. It doesn't need to be strained but it should sit for a week. I will let you know how it turns out so place your bets now. Don't eat it yet, dumbass.
You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Habanero Pineapple Vinegar Based Hot Sauce - Part I
To round out the day I made a third hot sauce. I debated on this one since I am not using preservatives but after careful consideration I decided it would be okay and I should at least try it. I am very, very glad I did. Let's begin:
Get out your food processor and toss in 6 seeded and coarsely chopped habanero peppers, 1 drained 20oz can of pineapple, 1c vinegar, 2tsp salt, and the juice from one lime. I picked canned pineapple over fresh because of the preservatives. I think mango would also be awesome but mine had turned so I didn't use it. Blend it up and pour it in a jar. It doesn't need to be strained but it should sit for a week. I will let you know how it turns out so place your bets now. Don't eat it yet, dumbass.
Get out your food processor and toss in 6 seeded and coarsely chopped habanero peppers, 1 drained 20oz can of pineapple, 1c vinegar, 2tsp salt, and the juice from one lime. I picked canned pineapple over fresh because of the preservatives. I think mango would also be awesome but mine had turned so I didn't use it. Blend it up and pour it in a jar. It doesn't need to be strained but it should sit for a week. I will let you know how it turns out so place your bets now. Don't eat it yet, dumbass.
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Don't eat it yet, dumbass.
Yep.
That's what she said.
That's never what he said.
This would be great with pork loin steaks - but am waiting for the green-light to make it. Can't find the follow up on your blog!!!!
I have not posted the follow up yet but just reduce the vinegar by half and it will be amazing
Puh-lease.....you know you totally just pissed in a jar.
If your piss looks like that you should seek immediate medical help
You told ladygoodwood to cut the vinegar by half was that so it would be a better marinade or did you find the original recipe to vinegary
The original was a little to vinegary (but not that bad) and I have not tried it again but I would halve the vinegar, taste it, and if it needs more add it. No more than 3/4c total. Let me know how it turns out!
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