Hey Losers. I am going to start posting at least once a week over at StumptownMag but I will continue to add other shit here and let you know when I post stuff over there. Stumptown is a nickname for Portland, OR which hearkens back to the rapid expansion of the city. Early in its history the city grew so quickly that they didn't have time to remove the cleared trees' stumps before buildings were constructed so there were fucking annoying ass stumps everywhere. Seriously, I am not fucking around. That's all true. All the stumps are all gone now but the name remains. Anyhoo, this mag is funny as shit and covers random crap in Portland and they asked me to do some recipes on a regular basis and I obliged. I just put up my first post over there, Pulled Pork, so go fucking read it since you have nothing better to do and leave a comment since none of their shitty regular readers have any balls. Thanks.
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Seriously, a professional Golfer? also your photos on that website are all fucked up, on my PC anyway, stretched out
Seriously, a professional Golfer? also your photos on that website are all fucked up, on my PC anyway, stretched out
I wish. I just like to play...a lot.
I know about the pictures. I can't figure this fucking wordpress bullshit out so bear with me. If you click on the picture it will show the normal delicious version
I finally figured out the pictures. Should be all better now.
7 hours in a 225 degree oven? You're abusing that meat asshole!!
You gotta cook it slow and low... about 150-165 for 12-16 hours.
maybe you should try chicken. Harder to fuck that up.
ps.. I suck at golf as much as you obviously suck at cooking. I'll teach you how to really cook some pork if you give me a few golf pointers.
12-16 hours? That's it? I figured you would show up to tell me I need to cure it in a fucking cave for three years. I'm disappointed.
My game is not about mechanics it is about pure instinct. Can't teach that shit.
Perfect response!!!
I'll be killing balls at eastmoreland this weekend. Look for the incredibly good looking stud in yellow plaid pants and a purple sweatervest.
Eastmoreland? That course is for geriatrics and 12 year olds.
That's the way I golf, and it's only a 3 block walk from house... so it's perfect.
If you feel the need to beat at least one person in your life and feel superior for at least one day.. come golf with me. I'll teach you how to cook some pork.
I am just fucking around. Eastmoreland is a really nice old course. I have only played it once but I remember that 200+ yard elevated par 3. I hit the green off the tee in a favorable location and then 3 putted. I was so fucking pissed off. Anyway I can't this weekend since I have a tournament to play in but I will totally take you up on that. Then hit up ottos for some fucking sausages and beer.
get a room!
Aww...has the excessive NY heat got your panties in a bunch? I hope it cools down soon!
The only thing hot around here is you two! Just do it already!
Well, I would have to get up off your mother first.
it took you a whole day to come up with that one?
Sorry. Responding to your bullshit comments is not my first priority. By the way, weather was beautiful today! 75 and sunny. Had a great round of golf. How is the weather in NYC? Hot as shit? That sucks...
Any chance you're going to re-post these old Stumptown recipes since the original went tits up?
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