Roast your chiles. "How do I do that?" Do I have to explain every little fucking thing to you? Damn. Broil them until they are charred and the skins have released. You have to rotate them regularly and be sure to keep the door open and the light on so you can keep a close eye. Let them cool and then remove the skins. Some people, stupid ones, place them in a bag to steam them after removing them from the oven. If you do it right in the first place, this step is totally unnecessary. Diced up your skinned peppers and mix with corn, cilantro, tomato (seeded and diced), lime juice, olive oil, white onion, garlic, and salt & pepper.You suck at cooking. You fuck up rice. You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit that keeps calling the cops on you and your boys. Stop being such a fucking loser and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Roasted New Mexico Chile and Corn Salsa
I got a bunch of New Mexico Chiles at the market and I decided to make a salsa with them. If you are a total fucking sissy and can't handle a tiny amount of heat, you can sub anaheim chiles without a problem. Let's begin:
Roast your chiles. "How do I do that?" Do I have to explain every little fucking thing to you? Damn. Broil them until they are charred and the skins have released. You have to rotate them regularly and be sure to keep the door open and the light on so you can keep a close eye. Let them cool and then remove the skins. Some people, stupid ones, place them in a bag to steam them after removing them from the oven. If you do it right in the first place, this step is totally unnecessary. Diced up your skinned peppers and mix with corn, cilantro, tomato (seeded and diced), lime juice, olive oil, white onion, garlic, and salt & pepper.
Roast your chiles. "How do I do that?" Do I have to explain every little fucking thing to you? Damn. Broil them until they are charred and the skins have released. You have to rotate them regularly and be sure to keep the door open and the light on so you can keep a close eye. Let them cool and then remove the skins. Some people, stupid ones, place them in a bag to steam them after removing them from the oven. If you do it right in the first place, this step is totally unnecessary. Diced up your skinned peppers and mix with corn, cilantro, tomato (seeded and diced), lime juice, olive oil, white onion, garlic, and salt & pepper.
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7 comments:
I grew up in Albuquerque - I love the smell of green chiles roasting outside! Also, on behalf of the entire population of New Mexico I'd like to thank you for spelling 'chile' the right way. Anyone who spells chile with an 'i' can suck it.
Spell check kept trying to correct me but I knew better. The only state I would live in besides Oregon is New Mexico.
What kind of cheese did you use?
I used Jack cheese. I try to only use white cheese with stuff south of the border.
Ok this salsa looks prety damn good. I am making burritos right now and it could use some salsa.
PussDaddy
Came back to salsa looky-loo again, hee hee.l
PussDaddy
You know you love it PussDaddy
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