You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Sonoran Dog - Stumptown Mag Post
Hey losers. Once again I was too lazy to make more than one new thing this week so I posted it over at Stumptown Mag. Taking the hint yet? Anyway, here is the fucking link to the best damn hot dog you will ever eat.