Thursday, July 1, 2010
Portland Mercury Recipe
So this dumbass local weekly paper, The Portland Mercury, gave me the honor of making their paper that much more stupid this week. I got a small write up in one of their articles in the food issue. I had to push the paparazzi out of the way just to get to the car this morning! Those flash bulbs are no joke. Later, I was at a bar in the Pearl and these hot ass chicks were all over me just because they read my shit! I can't go anywhere anymore without being recognized, which is pretty sweet because I get all sorts of free crap, but I think I am losing sight of myself amidst the storm. Fuck that, I'm buying a Bentley. Read it.
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6 comments:
Enjoyed. No intention of trying to cook this stuff, and bad language is for real losers, but I think I follow this blog probably, and if I knew any swearwords I would like to copy the style but I'm only a fantastic artist, don't bother looking you won't understand anything I do. OK so I'm a loser, so what.
Thanks...I think
I really like your blog because (yeah, I'm going to mention your swearwords) I think your swearwords make it more fun to read...
swearing makes me smile. =)
Thanks! Me too.
When I read a blog, I often have my interpretation of the voice - I always hear Eddie Murphy when I read your blog!
This post has worried me; on Thursday the local paper are coming to interview me as I write a very gentle blog about the area and the local tourist board have picked up on it. Am I too going to be harassed by paparazzi? Do I need to buy new Raybans and learn some bad words???? :)
I wish I sounded like Eddie Murphy!
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