Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Every single time I have ordered a BLT at a restaurant I have been disappointed. No one ever gets it right. Worst case scenario it is a tornado of microwave pre-cooked bacon, flavorless tomatoes, iceberg lettuce, and Miracle Whip on burnt Wonder bread. Best case scenario it still fucking sucks. "Well what makes your BLT so great?" Wait and motherfucking see. Let's begin:
What is this? Oh, just peppered bacon from a local deli, heirloom tomatoes from Sauvie Island, fancy pants lettuce, and real mayo on lightly toasted organic whole wheat bread. Fucking suck it, losers. Eat it.