cookibg for assholes - dumbass
deep assholes - five people found me by googling this
star anis looks like butthole - now that I think about it, you're right
vegans are assholes - yes they are
asshole killer - this can mean so many different things
baby shit casserole - that's fucking sick
cooking for assholes is wonderful - yes it is
creole fucking - that's a disgusting fetish
i hate sweet potato - me too
two guys fuck a watermelon - this dude stuck around for seven minutes
asian fuck an octopussy - I don't even know what that means
ass fucking poofters - I think he was talking about Frenchies
bad boy fuc dry made house - okay
cat crap casserole - that's almost worse than the baby shit
cookinf asshole - dumbass
cooking for asshles - dumbass
cooking for asswholes - okay that's enough
craped assholes bangers - I don't think they are talking about the sausage, or are they?
does yakima suck? - yes
fat lady fucked by tin man - people are into some weird shit, man
fuck and jerk in my mouth - that's what she said!
grilled human brain delicious - only fresh, the frozen stuff sucks
guys fucking watermelon - again?
guys fucking watermelon pictures - seriously?
i fucked my friends mom when she was cooking in kitchen - high five!
im a retard and i want to make clam chowder - got that right
is old bay same as creole - this person should be imprisoned
lifes pretty easy when you dont give a shit - hell yeah motherfucker
my asshole is very hot - I would see a doctor about that
oldbigvagina - took me a minute to figure that one out
turkey cheedar dog turd - again with the shit?
watermelone fucking - okay, this can't be for real
what the fuck is saffron aioli - the biz diggy
would you like a little bacon in that martini - fuck yeah
I hope you have enjoyed this edition of Funny Google Searches. I sure did. Google it.
16 comments:
"Asian fuck an octopussy" = I'm assuming this has something to do with either James Bond or Octomom. Or a watermelon.
I'm about to start a blog called "Guys fucking watermelons."
Apparently, it'll be all the rage.
Seriously! I can't believe it is so popular.
haha holy shit, thanks for making my drunken night even better. you make me laugh my fucking ass off like no other
wow. Fuck and jerk in my mouth huh? Wonder if that was a guy searching it. I would so be clearing out my browser if I searched anyone of these terms.
That watermelon gets around!
I wish I could remember how I originally found cooking for a**holes. It was probably a google search for something, but I'm pretty sure copulation with produce was not involved.
I think anonymous is the melon fucker ^
He said he was only "pretty sure!" Now I think everyone is a watermelon fucker. Especially when I see weird dudes buying them at the store. Yesterday I saw two teenagers with a whole cart full of them.
Okay... my husband is an ex-police officer and for 8 years worked in the Vice squad in London's Soho. I read this list out to him.
He told me the watermelon thing is quite common - almost as common as Skate. (The fish)
The former to do with colour, the latter to do with available orifice and texture!
Be warned, DO NOT publish recipes for 'creative things to do with Skate!' you will cause analytics to combust :)
There are fish fuckers too?!?
Apparently, when fishermen are on long voyages at sea, they nail a skate to a wall and - well sort of water melon it. The Skate has bits that resemble a lady water melon. Do a google search - bugger up someone else's analytics! LOL
I always get the "dad fuck daughter" for some reason, but these are fuckin hilarious!
alright so how does this shit work? you mean to tell me if i search for something using the googlez and click through to a web site, the owner of that website can not only view my IP address, but the search I used to arrive there?
That is gross.
That is even more gross.
Uh...yes
Great stuff, CA. Now fix the crappy new design of your blog!
you love the design! I don't even know how to change it back anyway...
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