Saturday, August 28, 2010
Funny Google Searches III
We all remember editions one and two of Funny Google Searches and it is about damn time for another. These are actual phrases people typed into google that brought them to my dumb blog. If one of them is your fucked up search, speak up so we can all berate you. Let's begin:
cookibg for assholes - dumbass
deep assholes - five people found me by googling this
star anis looks like butthole - now that I think about it, you're right
vegans are assholes - yes they are
asshole killer - this can mean so many different things
baby shit casserole - that's fucking sick
cooking for assholes is wonderful - yes it is
creole fucking - that's a disgusting fetish
i hate sweet potato - me too
two guys fuck a watermelon - this dude stuck around for seven minutes
asian fuck an octopussy - I don't even know what that means
ass fucking poofters - I think he was talking about Frenchies
bad boy fuc dry made house - okay
cat crap casserole - that's almost worse than the baby shit
cookinf asshole - dumbass
cooking for asshles - dumbass
cooking for asswholes - okay that's enough
craped assholes bangers - I don't think they are talking about the sausage, or are they?
does yakima suck? - yes
fat lady fucked by tin man - people are into some weird shit, man
fuck and jerk in my mouth - that's what she said!
grilled human brain delicious - only fresh, the frozen stuff sucks
guys fucking watermelon - again?
guys fucking watermelon pictures - seriously?
i fucked my friends mom when she was cooking in kitchen - high five!
im a retard and i want to make clam chowder - got that right
is old bay same as creole - this person should be imprisoned
lifes pretty easy when you dont give a shit - hell yeah motherfucker
my asshole is very hot - I would see a doctor about that
oldbigvagina - took me a minute to figure that one out
turkey cheedar dog turd - again with the shit?
watermelone fucking - okay, this can't be for real
what the fuck is saffron aioli - the biz diggy
would you like a little bacon in that martini - fuck yeah
I hope you have enjoyed this edition of Funny Google Searches. I sure did. Google it.