I am not a huge fan of avocado but my woman came home with two the other day so I figured I would to make the best of it and work with them. The first thing that popped into my mind was crab. God I love crab. Hopefully you don't live in some shitty state where you have to pay up the ass for it. Let's begin:
Snow crab is a far inferior product to king or
dungeness, so I don't feel bad about mixing it up with a bunch of other shit. I would not suggest making this with king or
dungeness as those delicacies should be as clean as possible. Snow crab is relatively inexpensive as well. This cluster was under five dollars. If you are forced to get the canned crap make sure it has to be
refrigerated even before it is open. The ones in the clear plastic tubs that say 'claw meat' are best but they are pricey. Crack that shit open and pull out all the meat.
In a large bowl gently toss some diced tomato (gutted), red onion, jalapeno, cilantro, avocado, juice from half a lime, and a little salt. Be very careful not to mush up the avocado.
Put that shit on a
tostada and fucking eat it.
Snow crab is a far inferior product to king or dungeness, so I don't feel bad about mixing it up with a bunch of other shit. I would not suggest making this with king or dungeness as those delicacies should be as clean as possible. Snow crab is relatively inexpensive as well. This cluster was under five dollars. If you are forced to get the canned crap make sure it has to be refrigerated even before it is open. The ones in the clear plastic tubs that say 'claw meat' are best but they are pricey. Crack that shit open and pull out all the meat. 
In a large bowl gently toss some diced tomato (gutted), red onion, jalapeno, cilantro, avocado, juice from half a lime, and a little salt. Be very careful not to mush up the avocado. 
Put that shit on a tostada and fucking eat it.
5 comments:
I have to say you make some pretty awesome shit that assholes like myself can easily make. Nice job!
You're high from sucking on that pork butt. Snow crab is my all time favorite. I think it's sweeter and more flavorful than either dungeness or king. Does that make me gay?
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I was thinking about a fluorescent green background with a fluorescent yellow text
omg i'm going to make this fucking crab tostada and eat the shit out of it!!
Haha! That cracked me the fuck up when I got the email this morning.
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