You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Upright Brewing: Nice Space, Not - StumptownMag Post
Upright is one of the best breweries in America. Too bad their set up sucks ass. Check it out over at StumptownMag. Read it.