Bacon Wrapped Peanut Butter Bananas

Since you big babies got your panties in a bunch over yesterday's reader submission, I figured I would put my awe inspiring creative talents to work and make some crazy shit so you idiots would shut the fuck up. You people are so predictable I knew all I had to do was incorporate bacon into a dessert and those panties would loosen right up. Just try and prove me wrong. Let's begin:

Take some bananas and split them lengthwise. That means slice them in half from top to bottom, stupid. Spread out a thin layer of peanut butter on one half of the banana. This is actually pretty difficult since both surfaces are slick as shit. Don't be afraid to use your hands and be sure not to make the layer of peanut butter too thick.

Put the banana halves back together and wrap them in bacon. Do not squeeze the banana when you are wrapping it. If you do, all the peanut butter will squirt out and you will have to start over again. Also don't use peppered bacon like a total dumbass. The best bacon to use is the shitty thin cut because it wraps well and cooks fast. I used two strips per banana. Seams go on the bottom.

Bake them in a 400 deg oven for 23 minutes but start checking them around 15 min. Pull them out once the bacon is fully cooked. Slice the bananas up and serve on ice cream. Or you can be an immature pervert and plate the bananas as dicks with ice cream balls.

Like this. Take that to your next swinger orgy party, sicko. Eat it.