I got this email about a month ago and totally forgot about it because I have much better things to do than read all the crap you idiots send me but since I have not posted recipes recently I figured I would take the easy road and just post this garbage. I cannot vouch for this recipe since I have not made it myself but it looks pretty damn good and it is so simple even your tiny bird brain can process it. Let's begin:
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
1 package large Mushrooms (about 12-15)
12 oz. real Crab (don't use that fake crap)
1 Egg
2 tablespoons Garlic, minced
1/4 cup Onion, minced
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese, shredded
Mozzarella Cheese
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Remove stems from mushrooms and discard. Remove inside from caps (usually easiest with a spoon and a circular motion).
1 package large Mushrooms (about 12-15)
12 oz. real Crab (don't use that fake crap)
1 Egg
2 tablespoons Garlic, minced
1/4 cup Onion, minced
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese, shredded
Mozzarella Cheese
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Remove stems from mushrooms and discard. Remove inside from caps (usually easiest with a spoon and a circular motion).
Mince half of the removed mushroom pieces and mix with crab, egg, garlic, parmesan cheese, and onion. Work in bread crumbs.
Spoon a portion of the mixture into the mushroom caps until just above the edge. Place 1 tablespoon of melted butter (use stock for healthier option) in each cup in a muffin pan. Add stuffed mushrooms** and bake for 30 minutes.
Remove mushrooms from oven, add mozzarella on top (shredded or sliced) and return to oven on broil until cheese is melted (about 5 minutes).
Serve with your favorite side dishes.For a nice browning on top, pour melted butter over stuffed mushrooms prior to baking.
Editor's note: I would obviously do quite a few things differently but I will leave that crap up to you morons in the comment section. Also these side dishes suck. These are your favorite side dishes? Really? Remind me never to go to your house for dinner. Gross city.
24 comments:
Not enough cursing and too many terrible pictures. I bet those things taste pretty good though, for an appetizer.
Final picture shows bad presentation. That's what you eat on Monday night, not picture presentation.
Oh, and I know b/c I've had a few guest presentations critiqued here.
I agree with Rob. I felt like I was looking at the AllRecipes . com. web site bullshit. However . . . it might, if I make it, with lots of white white involved, be palatable.
Sorry . . . drinkin. . .
This is from some girl you like, right? It's half done with no time for foreplay. Typical. I'd sautee some of this shit up in butter (onion, mushrooms pieces) and add a stalk of chopped celery. And add some pepper for fuck's sake. Red, white or black. Seriously. Fresh thyme. Add it.
*yawn*
This post leaves me cold.
It was definitely shitty writing but everyone cannot be as eloquent as me. That's just the way the world turns.
The pictures also sucked but overall I thought it was a good base to play off of and I was looking to all you fuckjobs to offer suggestions to enhance it but all I got was whiney bitching from a bunch of babies. White wine? Good idea but how would you do it? Explain it to these dumbasses. Thyme? No. Not with crab. Ever.
Quit being stupid and offer useful suggestions. Fucking asshats.
Hospital food from the Gastro Wing. Got any Thai peppers?!?
I'm sorry but those fucking mushrooms look so damn good I about had an orgasm here at the office. MY MOUTH IS WATER!!!!!
Best side dishes are obviously potators but those mushrooms with some white wine would make me extremely happy in three hours.
What a limp dick move to post another's flaccid blog entry. Stick to what you're mediocre at, insulting cultures and posting your own shit.
Check out the tag "crappy food." This is the 12th limp dick post and it is also one of the better ones. You don't want to see the shit I never end up posting...
For example, here is an excerpt from an email I received yesterday:
"2 large cans of fruit cocktail, drained of syrup
2 cans of mandarin orange slices drained
throw it in a bowl with a bag of mini-marshmallows
add a medium sized tub of sour cream.
mix it up and chill for 4-8 hours.(Takes a while for the sour cream to turn those marshmallows to goo.)
eat it."
Drain the syrup?!? You monster.
Oh yeah, I also got one yesterday from a dude who made cookies but he didn't have any baking powder so he used Tums...
Is that fucking pasta roni as a side dish?
Wine is a good addition, just simmer with chopped mushroom stalks and reduce that shit down. Its not that fucking hard.
Haha! It does look like pasta roni! Good suggestion. Since the stems are edible, why discard them?
This entire post was lame. You should have just waited until you had something worth posting.
You people are brutal!
What's wrong with plain spaghetti noodles...they counteract the pleasantries of the mushrooms.
The epitome of laziness - using reader submissions. Put the bong down and stop playing Farmville. Loser.
The ingredients list doesn't have the breadcrumbs. What kind of dip dot wrote that? Doesn't matter, they look good just the same.
I have a friend that makes these with some Thai garlic sauce drizzled on them. AWESOME!
At least the plates aren't gay like yours.
Well ok then. I didn't get the "asshole" part of "Cooking For Assholes" until just now.
PussDaddy
a thick cream based sauce + a bit of bacon and parsley wouldn't go astray here
Excellent suggestion!
Let's get something straight...your a dick...now that we have that out of the way...let's rip this recipe a new asshole...
First pic: The fuck? is your truffle sniffing pig on crack? It must be...those are the nastiest lookin' shrooms I have ever seen. Can't even get high off those nasty fuckers.
Pic number two: We are supposed to believe that 'people' are supposed to eat shit that looks like that? Fuck, this better get more appetizing.
Pic Three: So let me get this straight. You take two of the most unappetizing things, combine them together, and think we'll devour it. Think again jerkwad.....you ain't foolin' no one. Except my ex girlfriend....but she's a jerkwad to.
Pic four: Oh now its better....there's more of these unappetizing doorstops....awesome.
Pic Five:Really? I think I'll step infront of a bus and take my chances on hospital food. Nice Chinet tho....no clean up. Classy......fucktard.
Hey @gettheshovel did you say "dipdot"? I think you might be on the wrong rootin' tootin' website little buddy.
Pull your fingers out of your mother and learn how to type, pre-pubescent fuck.
(Fuck shit, did I just say that?) You suck Cooking for Assholes.....bad influence......
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