Every moron in this country carves a stupid ass pumpkin for Halloween and just about every one of you idiots discards the seeds. Are you that fucking dumb? Pick out the seeds, wash them, toast them, and eat the shit out of them. They are a fantastic snack for a rainy autumn day. Let's begin:
Separate the seeds from the pumpkin gunk. "Eww. Gross! I don't want to touch that stuff!" Suck it the fuck up you big baby. Get in there and grab it by the handful like you have a pair. Rinse the seeds thoroughly and make sure all the gunk is gone. A typical pumpkin will yield about a cup of seeds. That's how many I got so that is how this recipe is proportioned.
Toss the seeds with 1tbl melted butter, 1tsp Old Bay, and 1/2tsp sea salt. 
Spread the seeds out on a baking sheet and throw them in a 350 degree oven for 20 minutes. Turn them over with a spatula every seven minutes. When you remove them from the oven, immediately transfer them to a plate or any other room temperature surface. I carved a midget riding a rainbow shitting unicorn on a pirate ship into my pumpkin. You are so unimaginative you probably just cut a giant circle out of yours. Either that or your inner nerd took over and you turned your pumpkin into the Death Star. Loser. Eat it.
6 comments:
Yeah! Eat pumpkin seeds, you bunch of punks (smile)!
People should be shot for throwing out pumpkin seeds...
...or use them to make mole pipian!
=^..^=
My husband made these tonight - they are the best we've ever had! I usually make the every year, have tried a different recipe each time, and they've all sucked ass.
Going out for more pumpkins tomorrow so we can make more of your recipe!
Fuck yeah these are fucking awesome. I ate the majority of what we made on Halloween while the brats were out begging for candy. Suckers lol.
Thanks for trying out the recipe guys! You are the bestest.
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