I made this hippie stoner stuffing years ago and since I am not going to make it this year I figured I would share it with you as Thanksgiving, a.k.a. Get as Fucked Up as Possible Day, is right around the corner. Most vegetarian stuffing recipes try to replicate the meaty version but this is moronic. The appropriate approach is to smoke some weed, turn the original concept on its head, and re-envision it. Let's begin:
Cook some wild rice. You will want 3/4-1c cooked. In a large pot melt one stick of your finest reefer butter and lightly saute your favorite fake sausage product with 1/2c sliced mushrooms, 1/2 diced onion, 1 1/2tsp Old Bay, 1/2tsp sage, and 1/2tsp thyme. Do not over cook it. In a large bowl toss the aforementioned crap with a day old loaf of French bread (torn into pieces), 1 small can of condensed cream of mushroom (or suitable substitute), 10oz vegetable broth, 1/4c dried cranberries, 1/2c pecans, and 1/2c diced apples. Put it all in a very large casserole dish. I think I used one of those huge disposable roasting pans but I can't really remember as I was totally faded. Get it baked at 350 degrees for about an hour. Eat it, hippies.
17 comments:
Sounds like a hippy winner.
If it were anyone else, I'd call BS on the cream of mushroom soup. But hey, I bet it tastes great.
Yeah but really Thanksgiving is the only time you can get away with it. It's the primary ingredient in those nasty green bean casseroles!
I will try this recipe, with the tofurkey! Thanks! --StellaBlue847
tofurkey is a crime against nature.
Tofurkey just can't touch the real thing, I'm sorry.
I'll admit, when I was young and stupid I was a vegetarian for a few years. During that time period I tried tofurkey and gagged on it. It is seriously disgusting. I do, however, enjoy many other fake meat products to this day.
Ok I'll try it---but I'm gonna make it in a muffin pan so I can have individual servings....
I'd be more interested in a post on making reefer butter.
Smoke that shit!
Tofu anything has natural estrogens in it. That's why some males have man boobs and limp dick. It makes the wrong things grow or shrink. It feminizes them into girly men.
AH HAHAHA!!! That opening paragraph is...well, priceless!!!!!!!!!!!
I made this, but I used sausage and left out the fruit. It was quite awesome.
Nice. It really is a great departure from the staus quo stuffing.
Can you please update with some ideas for a Vegan version?
The only ingredients that are not vegan are butter, cream of mushroom soup, an possibly the fake sausage. Vegan alternatives to all these can be found at your local hippie store.
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