All Beef Hot Dog
Bacon
Roasted Chicken
Cheddar Cheese, grated
Mayo
Hoagie Roll
Red Onion, diced
The trifecta of chicken, beef, and pork holds a special place in my slow beating clogged black heart but those chicken, beef, and pork hot dogs are fucking nasty so I came up with the Myocardial Infarction Dog to satisfy my carnivorous cravings. It is getting more difficult for me to breathe with every word I type and my left arm is starting to tingle so let's begin.
Wrap the hot dog in bacon and pan fry it until the bacon is fully cooked. Remove the hot dog from the pan and toss the roasted chicken in the bacon grease until it warms up. Add your cheddar cheese and mix it up until it gets all melty and shit. Slather a hoagie roll with some mayo, plop down your bacon wrapped hot dog, spoon in the greasy cheesy chicken, and top with red onions. You gotta get your vegetables.
Before you sit down to eat, call 911 and notify them of your intentions so they can send the coroner right out. You don't want your neighbor to knock your door down three weeks later due to the smell and find that your ten cats have picked your bones clean. Eat it.
12 comments:
Awesome!
Sweet baby Jesus
BACONBACONBACONBACON!!!! If it has bacon in it, it's worth the risk!
what no crab? this sucks
Looks good! But then, the bacon-wrapped beef hot dog has been the sorta-official hot dog in Los Angeles for ages! I can never quite get through a day in the Garment District without at least one or two! They top 'em with grilled onions and jalapenos, though, and, usually, a good, home-made chipotle mayo! A little shredded queso Oaxaca on mine, if you please...
=^..^=
you pulled a freezer burned hot dog out and put leftover shit on it.
Really upping the wow factor, aren't you?
what's next? nachos?
:-)
What opportune timing. Try reloading the page...
you continue to astound and delight.
You do know bacon wrapped hot dogs are illegal in New York right?
My God.
So ... like .... you invented this? I was eating these before you learned how to shit your pants.
One important, no, VERY important thing that you forgot. The franks MUST be "ruined real good". And "ruined real good" has a very specific meaning. It means EXACTLY that the dogs must be grilled on REAL charcoal until they are at least 85 percent charred black.
That's why I eat my stuff from a clear plastic box with a little hole to eat from and a spring to push the food up to the little hole. My ten asshole cats are NOT gonna get the last mouthful!
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