Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Juicy Black Balls


Ground Beef
White Cheese
Blackened Spice Mix

These Juicy Black Balls are filled with a creamy white love that will explode all over your face shortly after you plunge them into your salivating orifice while your husband video tapes it from across the room. It's just like your average Wednesday night but with less Craigslist.

Flatten some ground beef, plop down a hunk of white cheese, place another piece of flattened ground beef on top, and form it into a big ball. Repeat. Roll them in the blackened spice mixture and sear them on the stove top over medium-high heat. Finish them off in a 350 degree oven.

Cradle the Juicy Black Balls in your cupped hand as you bring them to your awaiting and willing lips. It will take a few nibbles before you are greeted by the virile filling so don't be surprised when it busts in your mouth. Eat it.

15 comments:

PussDaddy said...

Those look like two big ol' giant buffalo turds.

PD

Cooking Asshole said...

I took some pictures of me holding them in front of my crotch but they came out blurry.

GetTheShovel said...

Awesome meteorites! guess that kmart metal detector you got for xmas really works.

robertga99 said...

Wow, I just love big juicy black balls. Especially with a rich creamy center. Yum

Cooking Asshole said...

Well you certainly have enough dicks on your blog.

Helle Kristine Tumbridge said...

We set up the camera, balls at the ready, salivation occurring... but no explosion over my face. I think I got the wrong orifice.

Cooking Asshole said...

Link to the video and I'll tell you what you did wrong...

Tender Branson said...

I want more craigslist, not less.

EvaJJ said...

Can't wait to taste these balls and savor the gooey inside!

Cooking Asshole said...

Those assholes got rid of the erotic services section. What a bunch of dicks.

Lap it up.

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Cooking Asshole said...

I guess I asked for that one...

addicted2hotsauce said...

They look like coprolites (Dinosaur Poop) Fossilized dinosaur dung hahaha but also they look tasty non the less... good work man!

Cooking Asshole said...

Poop? Even my two year old daughter says shit.

yoyoyoyo said...

OH! Isn't it artsy fartsy to make food that's difficult to eat. Grow up. Flatten the burger and throw it on the grill. Melt the cheese on top when it's close to done. Shove it in a bun, open a beer, sit down, eat with ease ... and great pleasure. Tell your spouse to shove the camera up his or her ass.