Friday, January 14, 2011

Salvation Sandwich


Bacon
1 Egg
Cheddar Cheese
Redcoat Muffin
Mayo
3 Slices of Salami
8 Slices of Pepperoni

After a long night of dancing like a goddamn fool at the local trendy nightclub to whatever artistically devoid songs are at the top of the charts, the morning will demand deliverance from all those appletinis. Time to gather every pork product in the house and stack them on top of each other in a vain attempt at alleviation.

Cook the bacon, fry up the egg in the bacon grease, and melt the cheese on top. Toast the Redcoat muffin and slather on the mayo. Stack it all up and shove it in your stupid fat face.

Redemption never tasted so good. It's like Jesus bust a nut in your mouth and filled you will the Holy Spirit. Serve the Salvation Sandwich with a Bacon and Crab Bloody Mary for complete sanctification. Eat it.

7 comments:

Helle Kristine Tumbridge said...

Unfortunately, I am still dancing by the next morning and usually high, with a stomach that objects to being fed anything legal. However, by evening this thing of beauty would be welcomed.

Tender Branson said...

Is that an entire pig you shoved on there?

Doug Goff said...

Epic fuckin sandwich dude!

Cooking Asshole said...

Eh, it kinda sucks...

The Slattery Family said...
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Cooking Asshole said...

I can't believe you deleted that Jimmy. Fucking sissy.

yoyoyoyo said...

Looks alright, Asshole, but leave the salami out. It makes for heartburn like there's no tomorrow. Also, muffins suck. A very fresh hoagy bun is much better. (Truth be known, French bread is the best, but I didn't want to admit it to a Frog like you.)