Bizdiggy Burgers

Bacon
1lb Polyface Farms Ground Beef
Stilton, crumbled
Buns
Goat Butter
Mayo
Spinach

Polyface is located in crappy Virginia but they are hailed as one of the premier sustainable farms in the nation. Each cow family has their own home on three acres. They ride around the property on golf carts, put on theatrical performances in the village square, and discuss the nature of existence at the cafe while drinking fine spirits. Basically these cows have it made, until judgement day.

I scored this amazing thespian/philosopher ground beef the other day so I called up one of my idiot friends to come enjoy it with me. Usually I bogart such high quality items but I needed buns and bacon and I didn't feel like going to the store. So this dumb motherfucker shows up with these ghetto ass piece of shit buns and quite possibly the lowest grade bacon I have ever used. What a moron. If it was not for his impressive incompetence, these would have been the best burgers ever.

Make your bacon and set aside. Salt and pepper the beef and form into three patties. I wanted to grill these bad boys but I didn't have access to a grill so I pan fried them. Place the patties in the bacon grease pan and cover. Cook for a while. Flip. Top with cheese. Cover. Cook. Remove from pan. Butter up some buns and broil them for a minute. Slather with mayo. Put everything together. Eat it.