6 Cadbury Creme Eggs, frozen
Chocolate Stout Batter:
1 Egg
1/2c Stout, chocolate or espresso/coffee
1.5tsp Peanut Oil, plus an assload more for frying
1c Flour
3/4tsp Baking Powder
Salt, a pinch
I heard that some stupid restaurant in DC has these fuckers on their dessert menu for the Easter season and I could not resist the temptation to make them myself. I have made deep fried Snickers bars in the past but deep fried Cadbury Creme Eggs? Fuck. Yeah.
Make your batter. Mix the wet ingredients. Mix the dry ingredients. Mix the wet into the dry. Done. Roll your frozen creme eggs in the batter and drop them into a pot of oil over medium heat. Make sure your oil is as hot as it is going to get before you start frying. Test it by dropping in a little blob of batter and seeing how the oil responds. Don't forget to have a friend standing nearby with a fire extinguisher in hand. Oh sorry, I forgot. You don't have any friends. Fry the battered creme eggs until they are golden brown and transfer them to a paper towel lined plate to cool. Do not use plastic utensils because they will melt in the hot oil and poison you. On second thought, only use plastic utensils.
These are even better than you think they are. "I think these sound like the best dessert ever!" Yeah, they're better than that. Jesus would be proud. Eat it.
17 comments:
Oh...My....God
Son of a Bitch.
What about frying Peeps? I bet those tiny, fluffy, gritty birds would turn into molten hot fucking magma and burn off the roof of your mouth. Peeps are DICKS!
Oh wow.
Cool. Same basic principle as any other fried candy bar, so why the fuck not? Well done!
As for the Peeps, I still think that the best use for them is Peeps Jousting. You take 2 different color Peeps, 2 bamboo skewers, cut to fit, and set them facing each other on opposite edges of a plate. Place the plate in the microwave, turn the sucker on, and watch the show!
=^..^=
Holy shit. I gotta try these.
Gonna try this with one of my Kung Fu Caramel truffles.
That? Was an awesome eye fuck. Now I will eat it!
Can you suggest a good wine-pairing? Thanks.
I am so disgusted, but one want one, oh so very much.
Holy Crap. That looks better than bacon wrapped in more bacon...
I'm pretty sure Jesus served these for dessert at the Last Supper which is why Easter Eggs make any sense at all.
As for Peeps, they are good in place of marshmallows around a campfire.
Excuse me while I change my pants.
So did anyone try to make these? If so, how badly did you fail?
just bought 12 CC eggs..let the experiment begin....
nice
In and around my mouth
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