Guy Fieri Asshole - I hope this dude was not looking for pictures.
Salsa Asshole - And you thought it burned coming out.
Balls in Asshole - Maybe he meant "balls deep."
Cookingforassholes.com - Fucking moron.
Green Butt Bomber Recipe - It's a type of fly for fishing. Utterly disappointing.
I said I want tofu roll up on your ass. get straight - Um, okay.
www.cookingfor assholes.com - You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Ass Chicken Porn - Why watch it when you can do it yourself for $2.99 a pound?
Aunts Ass Fuck - Which is worse: Bestiality or incest?
Baby Cow Fuck - Animal pedophilia? That's a new one.
Banana in Ass Holes - This just seems normal now.
Big Dick Fucking Big Ass - Gotta stay consistent.
Carl Winslow Fan Page - This person searched from Google 1992 edition
City of Yakima Fucked - Basically.
Cobbler who was fuck by some schoolgirl in Ghana - That's quite a specific fetish.
Cooking blog + profanity + fuck - He stuck around for 10 minutes.
Cooking for Assholes is wonderful - Thank you, thank you.
Crab Pint Glasses Eat Me - Is there a term for that phobia?
Dumbass Cooking - Hey!
Facefucking how to - Seems pretty self-explanatory to me.
French way to fuck wife ass - Answer: use the ass of any wife but your own.
Fucking a baby cow - Again? Lord help us all.
Gay Hot Carl - I dare you to google image search this.
Guy Fieri Idiot - Yup
Guy Fieri is an Idiot - I see a theme developing here.
Hipster Cooking Website - I blocked this person's IP address.
How to Facefuck - I don't understand how this term is misleading in any way.
Is fish taco a euphemism for anything? - No, of course not.
Maryland blue crabs suck - Take that back!
Oldbigvagina - How did he know your Mother's nickname?
Plastic utensil melted in oil - Of course it did you dumb jackass.
Porn ass in chicken - How would that even work?
rv42002 - What the fuck?
sfresahlyfuckedshem,aleassholestoseeforfree - I sincerely hope this person was drunk.
Smores in my pussy - Interesting...
thehopandvine.com - Damn, people are fucking stupid.
Weiner is an ugly asshole - Six chicks on the interwebs think otherwise.
Why are assholes brown? - I'll give you one guess.
www.cookingforassholes/bogspot.com - Holy shit.
you can eat shit and fucking die - My sentiments exactly.
"Cooking Asshole" sucks donkey - Only that one time and I learned my lesson.
Snort powder line screen saver - Nothing like advertising your illicit drug use to your coworkers.
That does it for this edition of Funny Google Searches, a.k.a. People are fucking crazy. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
11 comments:
"Maryland blue crabs suck"? WTF???? Some people have far too much time on their hands...like me
I'm not even sure I can pick a favorite. This list is hilarious.
omg people are gross!
Seriously. What's with the baby cow fucking?
I loved that you blocked that person's IP address.
lol @ hipster cooking website
I'm one of the Guy Fieri searchers. Hahaaa recognition.
Baby Cow Fuck. Veal is always the best!
Hilarious. Thank you for sharing this list.
How did people find out about smores in my pussy twenty years ago?
Carl Winslow. That's classic and badass at the same time. The general public is awesome.
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