Recently a bunch of you idiots have been bothering the hell out of me and complaining about how I should post recipes more often. I'm sorry, let me refund your monthly payment since you are obviously unsatisfied as a customer. Oh wait, you don't pay shit. You have the immense privilege of reading years of my work for free and you still bitch? This is what is wrong with America. Why don't you write some fucking garbage to entertain me for once? Wait, I take that back. The last thing I need to read is what shenanigans your six cats got into today accompanied by video updates. I'm sorry you don't know what the fuck you're doing with your sad pathetic life and you need me to hold your dick while you piss and wipe your ass after you shit. I'm not your goddamn mother and I certainly couldn't care less about your wellbeing. I also don't have five different strains of syphilis. I'm tired of your demanding bullshit; don't fucking tell me what to do. Leave me the fuck alone and I'll post recipes whenever the fuck I feel like it.
P.S. New recipes coming soon!!!! Stay posted!!!!!
28 comments:
I love it.
This post would have been better if it was a recipe.
You're...not my mother? Well, shit. My dad's been lying to me.
Now taking resumes for a new mother!
Best.Fucking.Post.Ever!
Then why do you want me to call you Mommy?
So, lemme get this right...you took the fucking time to write this fucking excuse of a post, but you couldn't even include a half-ass recipe? What the FUCK is THAT shit? UNSUBSCRIBE.
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*kidding*
Eat it.
You mean, a cooking blog where the author stirs the pot?
Oh the irony...
You don't want to hear about my cats?
Sad face.
I only have 4 cats.
PD
Interesting read, slightly pertaining to your post... http://dashes.com/anil/2011/07/if-your-websites-full-of-assholes-its-your-fault.html
Who needs recipes when you've got this. Oh and couldn't you have included a picture along with it?
The guy who wrote that article is a fucking control freak and is way too wordy. Someone needs to control his blathering.
I think someone just likes to be cussed at, I can start that blog,
"fuck off"
thanks
I think you are awesome. Post whatever you want.
Thank you Reya. You are the kind of reader I love. Keep on being a badass.
Goddamn I love this site
Oh my favorite dish! Crusty Mutherfucker! LOL
This is why I love this site.
Here here! Fight the powah! *solidarity head nod*
Hahaha! That's why I read this shit,you crack me up! Keep it up! I'm going to brows through the older posts.
That is good shit! Cook on motherfucker!!!!!!
Hilarious. But does this mean you won't hold my dick?
This guy is my favorite kind of prick, the informative type.
would a naked picture do?
Couldn't hurt.
I'm really fucking happy for you, you dicksucking clown.
This...is fantastic. So glad I found this. lol
@Moooooog35
Do you believe in the fucking bull shit you want to believe? You like censorship? You are a fucking moron for saying that.
Let's continue our little discussion here:
https://www.facebook.com/MAKEITTEN
I'll show you the meaning of censorship retard!
PS - FUCK THE HARD ROCK CAFE for their anti Coyote propaganda!!!
PSS - @CookingAsshole
Why don't you die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch
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