You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Monday, September 12, 2011
Shit on a Table
Since I didn't end up making anything super exciting this weekend and you psychopaths can't go a full week without bitching at me to post something new, here are a bunch of crappy pictures of my idiot friends eating my Shit in a Pot. Enjoy.
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Hey, hired models! Knew you didn't have any friends! ;)
I lied...we consumed real beer. I was waiting for someone to notice that. I did, however, drink a six pack of yuengling while i cooked the shit. Also in retrospect I should have said a case of Natty Boh.
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Hey, hired models! Knew you didn't have any friends! ;)
You have friends? Bullshit!
Present but not pictured: Your mom.
What the picture doesn't show is that they are all chained to the table...
That's why that one chick looks so freaked out.
Where the hell is the Yuengling?
I lied...we consumed real beer. I was waiting for someone to notice that. I did, however, drink a six pack of yuengling while i cooked the shit. Also in retrospect I should have said a case of Natty Boh.
As long as some Yuengling was consumed at some point during the boil is acceptable....carry on...
Thanks Officer Bier!
wow, you have attractive friends - or did you just pay those people to pose as your friends?
No I don't. They look like douchebags. Except the chick in the gray shirt. She is super hot.
Im sure those arent the only crabs you have...
You should continue to use hotties in this blog and i just might read the shitassed thing.
So what the fuck? Do you live in Maryland now? I thought you were in Portland. No National Bohunks available there, I bet.
Her face is priceless.
I move back to Portland on Wednesday!
The girl in white tshirt's face is priceless haha! I bet you're the one in grey.. aren't you!
Haha! No, she's my girlfriend.
Excellent! ;D
There's nothing like a good crab boil... so jealous of you and this meal. Even the way it is described in the title!
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