Yeah fucking right. As a gluten enthusiast
and fanatic, I can’t even envision a world without the magical wonder of such a
protein composite. I bet all those hypochondriacs who vainly attempt to purge gluten
from their diet don’t even understand why. They were probably just told by
their voodoo holistic armchair doctor that it is a “toxin” and needs to be “flushed”
in order to feel at one with the Buddha. What’s next? Don’t tell me people are
going to stop eating carbs, or god forbid red meat. I’ll stick to stuffing my face with whatever the hell I want and not following some ridiculous hippie fad.
Oh yeah, I made this breakfast sandwich. It is comprised of fresh
off the leg prosciutto di parma, two over easy eggs, mascarpone, a light
drizzle of olive oil and freshly cracked black pepper on a delicious super-extra
gluten ciabatta roll. Eat it.
15 comments:
As a big advocate for gluten-free cooking I am outraged at this post. You ass!!! I would like to continue to berate you... however.... I am just too weak do to my stupid diet!! Screw this Im going to get some bread!!
Bread is good. This sandwich is to die for. Mascarpone on eggs? wow, I'll eat & then run around outside for awhile.
I refuse to learn why gluten is supposed to be so bad for you. Just another thing for the fanatics to obsess over. This sandwich sounds really good.
Supposedly, 1 in 10 people are allergic to gluten. Be glad you aren't one of them.
Is "supposedly" one of those fancy medical terms like psychosomatic?
Super extra gluteny ciabatta rolls are alright by me.
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This post makes me want to have your babies and/or abortion, wherever you stand.
Go fuck yourself. Gluten makes me sick, as in I will vomit in your ugly face if I eat it. Go fuck yourself again, and have some sympathy for those of us who literally cannot consume beer and bread.
Looks yummy and healthy to me:-)
LMAO!! Nice job! I have HAD it with this Gluten Free BULLSHIT! Get a a treadmill and run if you need to lose weight. Stop making people uncomfortable and RUINING family holidays, going out to eat with others, and any other way you throw this ridiculous, greedy, made up disease. I realize their is such a thing as Celiac disease, but LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING....If you're reading this, you know you don't have it, rather, the need to defend it because YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!!
GlutenHater, calm the fuck down!! he's not making fun of people who are allergic/whatever you call it, people who physically can't eat gluten. he's making fun of those people who've decided that gluten, like practically everything else humans shove into our faces, is "bad" for you and that all of the world's fat people are fat because they eat it and blah blah fuckin blah. it's another fad diet. i imagine he may possibly feel sympathy for you since you "literally cannot consume beer and bread" (and i would too, except you're an angry fucking cunt who needs to take their misplaced anger elsewhere), however, as i and he can consume these things, and enjoy it, we will continue to. people who insist you change their diet based on the current "diet" trends are the ones who need to go fuck themselves. and you, also, for getting your panties in a wad. jesus christ.
OMG laughing so hard!
It was that pithead Oprah who started fermenting this can of worms by saying stuff like "I'm detoxing from gluten" on her idiot show.
I work at a busy restaraunt and see a lot of this gluten free bullshit. I've had salads sent back because they had a piece of bread on them. Guess what, I didn't remake that shit! You're not going to go into anaphylactic shock from a piece of bread you fucking numb nuts! So take the bread off your salad, shut the fuck up and eat your food! I used to think there was nothing worse than a vegan untill this shit happened!
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