You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies
I just made my classic peanut butter cookies and added a cup
of chocolate chips. Not fucking rocket surgery. Just don’t use the peanut
butter you smeared all over your dick in a pitiful attempt to get the neighbor's dog to give you a hummer. Eat it.
I was gonna talk shit about this, and then I remembered I haven't updated my blog in months. Know what's pretty good though? Shoving those itty bitty Reese's cups in instead of chocolate chips.
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I was gonna talk shit about this, and then I remembered I haven't updated my blog in months. Know what's pretty good though? Shoving those itty bitty Reese's cups in instead of chocolate chips.
Candied Bacon Peanut Butter Cookies.
OH SWEET JESUS
Reese's pieces plus chocolate chips? Maybe.
That was no pitiful attempt, mind you, it worked like a charm.
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