Friday, December 2, 2011

Pesto alla Stronzo



3c Fresh Spinach
1 1/2c Raw Broccoli
1 Head Roasted Garlic, shucked
3/4c Parmesan
1/3c Pine Nuts
1/2tsp Kosher Salt
3/4c Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Basil pesto may be great and all but sometimes I like to make the same shit with different crap. My favorite pesto variation is elephant garlic scape but if you blink you will miss the season. For year round deliciousness Pesto alla Stronzo gets the job done. Due to its festive color it is the perfect ethnic holiday finishing sauce. Make it for your special dinner guests and really accentuate the name to demonstrate how you’re all fucking cultured and shit. 

Throw the first six ingredients into a food processor and bust it all up. While the blade is running slowly drizzle the olive oil through the pour spout. When there are no big chunks left it’s done. I cooked some pasta and tossed it with the pesto and a little chicken. Feel free to do whatever you please. “Can I use it to simulate ejaculate in my bi-weekly extra-terrestrial role play sex parties?” Sure, why not? Eat it.    

1 comments:

tender b. said...

I didn't think you made anything that lacks meat. I was looking for pesto with a pig's ear in it or something.