You suck at cooking.
You fuck up rice.
You think Cayenne is that fat bitch from around
the way and Old Bay is the piece of shit
that keeps calling the cops on you and your
boys. Stop being such a fucking loser
and grow a brain. Cooking is easy as shit. Learn it.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Dried Fruit Platter
Put some fucking dried fruit on a goddamn platter, super