Saturday, February 4, 2012

Tacoquila



1lb Ground Beef
1/2 White Onion, diced
1 Garlic Clove, sliced
1 Medium Jalapeno, diced
2tbl Chili Powder
2tsp Paprika
2tsp Cumin, your mouth

2c Tequila Blanco

Every fucking yuppie cocktail bar has a wall full of infused liquors. These dumb jackasses think that by throwing some fruit into booze it makes them a goddamn artist. Guess what? You’re not. I’ll see your pineapple vodka and raise you Tacoquila. It’s time to fold, bitches. You don’t want to ruin the pleats in your precious khaki Dockers.

Cook the first section of ingredients over medium heat until the meat browns. Eat some fucking tacos. Take 1c of the beefy mix, dump it in a large mason jar, and pour in the tequila. At this point follow the same instructions as Gooze. After you strain the beefiness out the next morning, incorporate it into your breakfast so you can grab the day by the balls. No one fucks with people drunk on Tacoquila at 8am.

Take shots of Tacoquila like a man or make something completely moronic like Tacogaritas. Drink it.       

2 comments:

CCaseday said...

Is this approved for stay at home moms? Oh God, I really hope so, it will bring a new wonderful meaning to taco night!

Jeff said...

Holy fuck that sounds good. I'm gonna drink this on my wedding day.