1 1/2c Oatmeal
1c Flour
2tsp Baking Powder
1tsp Saigon Cinnamon
1/2tsp Salt
1 Stick Butter, softened
3/4c Brown Sugar
1/3c Honey
1 Egg
Mix the dry ingredients. Cream the wet ingredients. Mix the dry into the wet. Roll the dough into balls. Bake them at 350 for 13 minutes and 43 seconds. Toffee chunks would be a nice addition.
That’s how fucking simple it is to write a recipe. All these nonsense food blogs have
15,000 word and 37 watermarked picture posts on how to make a goddamn cupcake
from the Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade cookbook. No one gives a shit about your feline hoarding disorder or
the six end results of your inability to properly use contraceptives. Your life sucks and it is boring as
hell. Stick to the food and come
up with your own crap every once in a while, fuckjobs. Eat it.
5 comments:
Love it!
That's what your blog has been missing...watermarked pictures. I know there was something that didn't feel right.
Do these go on greased or ungreased cookie sheets?
It sickens me that none of 14 followers except for my sorry excuse of existence made these cookies and told you how stupid rad/easy this shitty recipe actually is…and by shitty I mean I want to get these cookies pregnant.
I want to try these cookies, but I wonder: Can I use this http://www.canadathestore.com/products/raw-honey-500g instead of honey? They are the same?
I'm sure that the taste is delicious and I can't wait to make them... I'm sure that everyone from my family will love them.
Thank you for sharing your recipe and I'm waiting a response:)
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